Haunted Boat, what a movie name! Sounds like a working title they forgot to update doesn't it?
It tells the story of six 20 somethings who go out on a boat to party and weird things happen and.....yeah....so.....wow.
I was immediatly struck by its low rating, at time of writing it's sat at 2.1 and that's incredibly low. It takes a special breed of movie to get a rating like that and I was convinced this wouldn't be one of them. It is, it really really is.
For me to rate a movie 1/10 means it has no redeeming features at all, it means it fails on literally every single front and that's an accomplishment in itself and very rare.
The story is non-sensical, the sfx are awful, the cast/characters are forgettable, the construction is dire and the soundtrack! Is so poorly done I can't even put into words. They play stock music that doesn't even remotely go with the scene and it's so inappropriate I actually laughed out loud.
Haunted Boat is one of the worst films I've seen in years, it's a masterclass on how not to make a movie and something that makes the Sharknado films look Oscar worthy by comparison.
The Good:
Hahahahahahaha NO!
The Bad:
Terrible cutaway scenes
Laughable sfx
Really poor title
Awful cover art
Random soundtrack that just doesn't fit the scenes
Stock screams
Dreadful "Plot"
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
You can identify Amish folk by their faces
The "I fear no evil" passage of the bible has never worked in the history of movies
It tells the story of six 20 somethings who go out on a boat to party and weird things happen and.....yeah....so.....wow.
I was immediatly struck by its low rating, at time of writing it's sat at 2.1 and that's incredibly low. It takes a special breed of movie to get a rating like that and I was convinced this wouldn't be one of them. It is, it really really is.
For me to rate a movie 1/10 means it has no redeeming features at all, it means it fails on literally every single front and that's an accomplishment in itself and very rare.
The story is non-sensical, the sfx are awful, the cast/characters are forgettable, the construction is dire and the soundtrack! Is so poorly done I can't even put into words. They play stock music that doesn't even remotely go with the scene and it's so inappropriate I actually laughed out loud.
Haunted Boat is one of the worst films I've seen in years, it's a masterclass on how not to make a movie and something that makes the Sharknado films look Oscar worthy by comparison.
The Good:
Hahahahahahaha NO!
The Bad:
Terrible cutaway scenes
Laughable sfx
Really poor title
Awful cover art
Random soundtrack that just doesn't fit the scenes
Stock screams
Dreadful "Plot"
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
You can identify Amish folk by their faces
The "I fear no evil" passage of the bible has never worked in the history of movies