Mike Smith credited as playing...
- Bubbles: Delicate Ricky, delicate... Thats blue dye under pressure! That whore blows and we all look like those blue, bald headed dicks that beat the drums.
- Bubbles: [after Lucy flashes her implants to the crowd] What a greasy horror show...
- Bubbles: [terrified & being chased by a police chopper] THERES A HELLACOCKSUCKER BEHIND US!
- Bubbles: Ricky, I think you might have hurt Corey and Trevor's feelings there!
- Ricky: Bubbles, look at them. They're the stupidest fuck-giraffes in the dumb-dumb salad.
- Bubbles: Fuck giraffes?
- [from trailer]
- Bubbles: We're going to have to play ourselves boys. I'm going have to be to be Bubbles in the movie.
- Julian: These people are terrible.
- Ricky: What if I want to be Bubbles?
- Julian: You're going to play yourself. Think, okay. You're going to be Ricky.
- Bubbles: Now you're being a dick right now. You do just that.
- Bubbles: [to Julian, while he's talking to Ricky on his cell phone] Should you be on the phone with him if he's masturbating?
- Bubbles: Boys do you think there's something fucking wrong with ten thousand people seeing us doing this and taking pictures, maybe?
- Bubbles: [afer smelling a kitty that spent the night in ricky's car] Ricky! Smell him! He smells like cigarettes!
- Ricky: [Smells kitty] Yeah he does smells like cigarettes a bit I guess.
- Bubbles: Kitties aren't supposed to smell like cigarettes, they're supposed to smell like kitties!
- Bubbles: Chicken and bangin'. That's nice...
- Ricky: Do you want to take it to Fucktown Lahey? Cause that's where this is headed: Downtown Fucktown!
- Bubbles: No Mr. Lahey, PLEASE, we don't want to go to Fucktown!
- Bubbles: God, this place makes me frisky!
- Ricky: [from trailer] What kind of English is that?
- Bubbles: He's speaking Spanish Ricky.
- Ricky: Boy here let's clear something up. Is it galapeno or halapeno?
- Hispanic Auditionee: It's jalapeño.
- Ricky: No, it's galapeno. Next.
