Christopher Walken credited as playing...
- Feng: Ping pong, or as the Chinese say: "Ping pong".
- Feng: Less talkie-talkie, more ping-pong.
- Feng: Stop! This is Boring! Kill them Both! We're missing Antiques Roadshow!
- Feng: [inviting Randy on a private tour] I won't bite... not anywhere that'll show.
- Feng: What part of "sudden death" didn't you understand?
- Feng: Turning his Protege to the Dark Side...! A real Kodak Moment, don't you think?
- Feng: Ladies and Gentlemen. Athletes. I bid you Toodles.
- Feng: Please! These are Collectors' Items! Well, some of them are replicas. But still, they're Limited Edition Replicas!
- Feng: Sports, members, bandits alike.