Flushed Away (2006)

Ian McKellen: The Toad

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Quotes 

• Toad : You find my pain amusing?

  Le Frog : I find everyone's pain amusing, except my own... I'm French!

• Tadpole : Is it the Glorious Amphibian Dawn, dad?

  Toad : Anything for you, my little man.

  Tadpole : Can I have a pony?

  Toad : No.

  Tadpole : A puppy?

  Toad : We'll talk about it.

  Tadpole : Can we talk about it now?

  Toad : No!

  [All the tadpoles start asking for puppies] 

  Toad : No, you can't all have puppies! Please, daddy's working!

• Toad : Prepare to meet you maker. Your... "ice maker".

  Whitey : Hah hah, makes me laugh every time, that one.

• Fly : He's a mad man! Run away, run...

  [the Toad swallows the fly] 

  Toad : Pardon me, my fly's undone.

• Toad : You wretched vermin! I'll make you pay for this!

  Le Frog : Ah, give it a rest, cousin... and get your kids a puppy.

• Toad : Huzzah, a man of quality!

• Toad : Where are those idiots!

  [talking to his tadpoles] 

  Toad : It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys.

  [speaks baby talk] 

  Toad : Yes, that's right. Oh, come on out, my lovelies. Cheer your old Dad up. Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats in this joy-less, sun-less void! But don't worry, Daddy will get rid of them all. They'll all be deady-weddy.

  [Kisses tadpole tank. Whitey and Spike enter] 

  Toad : Did you find it?

  [still in baby voice] 

  Spike : Huh?

  Toad : [angered]  Uh! Did you find it?

• Toad : [to Le Frog]  Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise.

  Le Frog : [Rolling his eyes]  Oh please not the scrapbook again.

  Toad : [pulls a book off a shelf]  My memoirs , volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth.

  Le Frog : Oh mon dieu.

  Toad : Of all the pets in Buckingham palace , young prince charles fancied me the best , we would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad.

  Le Frog : Your going to make me throw up.

  Toad : We were inseparable until... it arrived THAT RAT , while the poor boys head was turned , I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair.

  Le Frog : I know I know you were flushed away down the loo right? boo hoo hoo, it is so dark, so cold, so terrible

  [chuckles] 

  Le Frog : .

  Toad : You find my pain funny?

  Le Frog : I find everyones pain funny but my own, I'm French.

  Toad : [stands up and knocks over a table]  Just get that cable.

• Toad : You are late.

  Le Frog : Fashionably late my warty English cousin. I know no other way.

• [Le Frog Has brought a cable necessary for the Toad's plan] 

  Toad : At last, it's mine!

  [the Toad laughs for half a minute and is annoying Le Frog] 

  Le Frog : Just take it!

• [repeated line] 

  Toad : Good bye, vermin.

• Toad : You find my pain funny?

  Le Frog : I find everyone's pain funny but my own. I'm French.