Cerberus (2005 TV Movie)
Emmanuelle Vaugier: Dr. Samantha Gaines
Quotes
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Willis : Who's Cerberus?
Dr. Samantha Gaines : Didn't any of you take mythology in seventh grade?
Burke : Willis never got passed the seventh grade.
Willis : [sarcastically] Ha...
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Dr. Samantha Gaines : [They have just escaped being eaten by Cerberus] Can I make a suggestion?
Jake Addams : Please! Hell, I'm open to just about anything at this point
Dr. Samantha Gaines : Next time, can we please do things my way instead of the old fashion way?
Burke : [Points at Samantha] Yeah, gets my vote.
Jake Addams : What is this, a democracy?
Burke : It's a dictatorship, sir. Of a 3-headed, mean ass, bad breath dog! Now, unless you got a better idea, I say we take her advice.
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Jake Addams : [about Cerberus] It's gotta have a weakness.
[Turns to Samantha]
Jake Addams : Think hard, professor. Are you absolutely sure there's nothing else we can use to fight this thing?
Dr. Samantha Gaines : At this point, I'm not sure of anything. I mean, all I know of Cerberus is what I've read in books!
Jake Addams : Well, has anyone ever beaten him in the books?
Dr. Samantha Gaines : There was Heracles who defeated Cerberus using his bear hands, but he was the son of a God!
Jake Addams : Next option!
Dr. Samantha Gaines : Well... there's Orpheus, of course.
Zach Gaines : [Looks up] Of course.
[pause]
Zach Gaines : Who the hell is Orpheus?
Dr. Samantha Gaines : He put Cerberus to sleep using a lyre.
Jake Addams : [Sarcastic] Now all we have to do is find a lyre!