Crimes of Fashion (2004 TV Movie)

Kaley Cuoco: Brooke

Quotes 

• George : Now remember, Sal does this thing where he's staring at you when he's looking for weakness. Just stay calm and show him you can handle yourself.

  Brooke : But weakness is my strongest quality.

• Brooke : Look, I am a fashion student. I design pretty clothes that don't include gun holsters.

• Brooke : [first time meeting her henchmen]  Hellooo everyone. How are you? I intend to learn all of your names. Cuz you know, that's what a leader does, she gets to know and gets along with everyone. Um, I heard a famous designer say that once.

  Brooke : So, I have no experience in what you guys do. What ever it is that you do. But I intend to work very hard. People at my school can vouch for that, let me tell you. I mean the people that know me. Not a lot of people know me, ya know, not very popular at my school. You know because clicks - click just get together and I'm telling you... I just wish we could put all that aside and come together, and we can make beautiful, yet affordable clothes, as one!

  Brooke : So are there, like, any questions?

• Brooke : [nervously]  It's funny actually, this whole time it didn't even think you knew my name.

  Marcus : I don't.

• Brooke : [dumping her date]  Next time you want to spend an evening with a mobster, rent a movie.

• Brooke : You're not wired or anything are you?

  Jack Lawton : No. The only thing undercover was my job. My feelings have been out in the open the entire time.

• Brooke : Hope I did the right thing.

  George : You're da boss...

• Sal Hugo : This is what I do best. I lie, I extort - except on my taxes, cos I don't even pay taxes. See, I do bad things to good people, and I enjoy it. And the best part is that nobody can stop me. Nobody. Huh? That's a nice ear ring you got there.

  Jack Lawton : [stepping out of the shadows]  You don't pay your taxes, huh? That's not good, Sal.

  Brooke : [holding up the ear ring]  Smile, you're on government sting TV.