Barnyard (2006)
Wanda Sykes: Bessy the Cow
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Quotes
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Freddy the Ferret : [the unconscious farmer has discovered the animals] He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!
Otis the Cow : There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.
Miles the Mule : He's a vegan! God bless him.
Pig the Pig : And, uh, what is a vegan again?
Freddy the Ferret : Oh, I know this one...
Pip the Mouse : Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.
Peck the Rooster : No, no, that's a vegetarian.
Pig the Pig : Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?
Duke the Dog : That's a VAMPIRE. C'mon!
Pip the Mouse : You can't eat cheese?
Bessy the Cow : It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.
Peck the Rooster : Cake?
Pig the Pig : Cake has egg products...
Pip the Mouse : But you can't have any dairy!
Freddy the Ferret : No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?
Pig the Pig : I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.
[the animals all gasp as the farmer awakens and reacts. Miles kicks him in the head a second time]
Otis the Cow : WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?
Miles the Mule : It's not like we have a lot of options.
