Amy Sedaris credited as playing...
Cinderella
- Cinderella: [after hearing the Puss and Donkey speak after changing bodies] I don't get it.
- Snow White: The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. What's to get?
- Cinderella: [whispering to Fiona about her present] It's for the poopies!
- Sleeping Beauty: Ew! Wait, babies poop?
- Rapunzel: Everybody poops, Beauty!
- [at Fiona's baby shower, a group of birds gently place a flowered wreath on Fiona's head]
- Cinderella: Stunning.
- Snow White: Look at you.
- Rapunzel: Wow.
- Snow White: Look you darling.
- Sleeping Beauty: Just precious. Look at her.
- Rapunzel: So, have you had any cravings since you've been pregnant?
- Princess Fiona: [with her mouth full of cake] No, not at all.
- [sniffs]
- Princess Fiona: Do you smell ham?
- Cinderella: Oh, Fiona, won't you please open mine first? It's the one in front.
- Princess Fiona: [reads the card] "Congratulations on your new mess maker..." oh, 'mess maker.'
- [laughs]
- Princess Fiona: "Hopefully this helps. Love, Cinderella."
- Princess Fiona: [turns to Snow White's present] Who's this one from?
- Snow White: I got you the biggest one because I love you the most.
- Princess Fiona: [reads the card] "Have one on me. Love, Snow White."
- [she pulls the string, opening the box to reveal a dwarf]
- Princess Fiona: "Um, what is it?
- Snow White: [laughs] He's a live-in babysitter.
- Nanny Dwarf: Where's the baby?
- Princess Fiona: You're too kind, Snow, but I can't accept this.
- Snow White: Think nothing of it. I've got six more at home.
- Princess Fiona: What does he do?
- Cinderella: The cleaning.
- Snow White: The feeding.
- Nanny Dwarf: The burping.
- Snow White: [pacing back and forth] Have we had just stayed put like I suggested, we could be sipping tea out of little heart-shaped cups...
- Cinderella: [scrubbing the floor] Yeah... yeah, heart-shaped cups.
- Snow White: And eating crumpets smothered with loganberries.
- Cinderella: Yeah... loganberries.
- Snow White: [stops pacing] Shut up, Cindy.
- Cinderella: Yeah, shut up.
- Cinderella's Reflection: No, *you* shut up.
- Cinderella: Just stay out of this.
- Snow White: Who cares who's "running the kingdom" anyway?
- Princess Fiona: *I* care.
- Queen Lillian: And you all should care, too.