Eva Longoria aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Gabrielle Solis • Gabrielle Lang
- Sister Mary Bernard: Money can't buy happiness.
- Gabrielle: Sure it can! That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.
- Gabrielle: The only person more self-centred than me is Carlos, he's so self-centred he doesn't even know how self-centred I am.
- John Rowland: What other option do you have? Except return the shoes and get your money back.
- Gabrielle: Return the shoes? I can't talk to you when you're hysterical.
- Gabrielle: Damn it, John! What's our new rule?
- John Rowland: [sadly] Stop pretending we have a future.
- John Rowland: This is great. Got tons of homework tonight. It's always easier to concentrate after sex.
- Gabrielle: Well, I'm glad I could help. Education's very important.
- Gabrielle: Please calm down!
- John Rowland: This doesn't make any sense. Okay you love me. I know you love me.
- Gabrielle: Love isn't enough. Where would we live? Here? With your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong!
- John Rowland: We could get our own place.
- Gabrielle: How? You're barely making minimum wage!
- John Rowland: Okay, sure. We'd be poor at first, but we'd be happy.
- Gabrielle: I've tried poor, but happy. Guess what? Wasn't that happy!
- John Rowland: [John and Gabrielle are lying in her bed together after sex] You know what I don't get?
- Gabrielle: What?
- John Rowland: Why you married Mr. Solis.
- Gabrielle: Well, he promised to give me everything I've ever wanted.
- John Rowland: Well, did he?
- Gabrielle: Yes.
- John Rowland: Then... why aren't you happy?
- Gabrielle: Turns out I wanted all the wrong things.
- John Rowland: So. Do you love him?
- Gabrielle: [sighs] I do.
- John Rowland: Well, then, why are we here? Why are we doing this?
- Gabrielle: Because I don't wanna wake up some morning with a sudden urge to blow my brains out.
- Gabrielle: I want a sexy little convertible! And I want to buy one, right now!
- Maserati Saleswoman: I'll go start the paperwork.
- Gabrielle: Well, not this one. I... vomited in this one.
- David: You're not willing to get a divorce, but you're willing to have an affair?
- Gabrielle: I said I was Catholic, not a fanatic.
- Gabrielle: I don't even know who to be angry at.
- Father Crowley: Don't be angry, be thankful, children are a gift.
- Gabrielle: I don't have time for this crap.