Quintuplets (2004–2005)

Andy Richter: Bob Chase

Quotes 

• Bob Chase : How do you feel honey?

  Carol Chase : Like a parade just came out of my vagina.

• Bob Chase : [Parker has the flu, but Patton doesn't want their dad to know]  Parker, are you okay, you're all shaky and sweaty.

  Parker Chase : Yeah, dad, I'm just...

  Patton Chase : HIGH ON CRYSTAL METH!

• Bob Chase : Pearce, we need to talk. Why do you wear your pajamas to school?

  Pearce Chase : Oh! Well I realized that I get in my best ideas when I'm in bed falling asleep... in my pajamas! And it works. Like today, when I was in Math, I realized that if we blended letters and numbers, then Math and English could be one subject! You pickin' up what I'm layin' down, 4-1-4?

  Bob Chase : What's 4-1-4?

  Pearce Chase : Oh, that's "Dad" in Mathlish.

• Bob Chase : Man, I swear when my buzz wears off, I'm gonna teach those kids about responsibility.

• Bob Chase : You hear that honey? It's another boy. That makes three boys and two girls! Holy Crap, it's like a litter.

• Pearce Chase : Knock knock

  Bob Chase : Whos there?

  Pearce Chase : Orange

  Bob Chase : Orange who?

  Pearce Chase : Orange juice!