Quintuplets (2004–2005)

Rebecca Creskoff: Carol Chase

Quotes 

• Bob Chase : How do you feel honey?

  Carol Chase : Like a parade just came out of my vagina.

• Carol Chase : Everything is on the board. The board is life.

• Carol Chase : Okay, honey, remember how I told you that girls are your equal, and there's no shame in losing to one, and most important of all you should treat them with respect?

  Patton Chase : Uh-huh.

  Carol Chase : Yeah, we're going away from that now. Okay, I need you to get back into that ring and toss that little bitch on her ass!

  Patton Chase : What do you think I'm trying to do? She's like an octopus with boobs!

  Carol Chase : You do this, and you can date girls again. As many as you want, as often as you want. You can even use my credit card.

  Patton Chase : Really?

  Carol Chase : Mmmhmmm.