Red vs. Blue (2003–2024)

Nathan Zellner: Andy The Bomb, The Alien, Aliens, Andy the Bomb, Andy, Resistance Sniper, Jones II, The Alien Baby

Quotes 

• Tucker : [realizes that he has to go on a dangerous mission*]  This is so dumb! I'm not doing this!

  Church : Hey, newsflash: you don't have a choice. You're the one that picked up the sword and locked it to yourself!

  Tucker : I know! And I'm so used to picking up things and not *letting* 'em get attached.

  [brief pause*] 

  Tucker : I'm talkin' about women.

  Church : I know, yes. I got it.

  Tex : Don't worry, Tucker. We're not sending you alone.

  Tucker : You're coming with me, Tex?

  Tex : Me? Hell no! This is the first thing you wimps have done that actually sounds dangerous!

  Tucker : Well, I'm not going with Church! That guy's a worse fighter than I am!

  Church : Well, you're in luck then, because *I'm* not going either.

  Tucker : What? Then who?

  [he and Caboose quickly look at each other*] 

  Tucker : No fucking way! I'm not going with him!

  Caboose : Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I hope we meet a cleric along the way! None of us knows how to heal.

  [the Alien speaks*] 

  Andy The Bomb : He says he's a healer.

  Caboose : Oh, good.

  Andy The Bomb : [chuckles*]  Not really. They *eat* their wounded.

  [chuckles again*] 

  Caboose : Just like chiropractors!

  Tucker : This is a joke, right? You're sending Caboose? What's wrong with you?

  Church : What's wrong with me? I saw a chance to get rid of Caboose and I took it! There's nothing wrong with me!

  Caboose : Ok! So, um... Tucker is the fighter, uh... Crunch-bite is the healer... and I am the powerful... and intelligent... wizard... Morphu-max...

  Andy The Bomb : What the hell does that make me?

  Caboose : You're the good-looking and stealthy archer.

  Andy The Bomb : A bow and arrow? I don't have any arms, you freakin' moron!

  Caboose : That is what makes you so stealthy. This is going to be the best party ever.

  Tucker : I'm gonna fuckin' die.

• Simmons : Andy, is that you?

  Andy The Bomb : No, I'm the other talking bomb. Francis. Pleased to meet ya, dickheads!