- Axel: What in the hell do you think you're doing?
- Melanie Beck: Committing suicide!
- Axel: Well, you gotta drink seawater if you're gonna throw up all that shit you've been taking!
- Melanie Beck: Are you crazy?
- Melanie Beck: [answers the phone] I told you not to call me anymore!
- Sherman Floyd: You're a fine looking woman, Mrs. Beck. Just made to be fucked senseless.
- Melanie Beck: Who is this?
- Sherman Floyd: No, don't move. Stay just like that. Oh, yes. I wanna watch you. With you it'll be different. I won't kill you straightaway. First I'm going to fuck your brains out!
- Police Officer: The maniac cut her into pieces and then fed her to the fish. It's enough to make my stomach turn just thinking about it.
- Melanie Beck: What do you want from me?
- Axel: I wanna be friends.
- Melanie Beck: You always try to make friends in the ladies' bathroom?
- Axel: It can happen.
- Melanie Beck: All right. Take off your pants.
- Axel: MY pants?
- Melanie Beck: Uh huh. And your socks and your shoes. And now!
- [cocks the gun]
- Melanie Beck: Or your career's over.
- Axel: Okay. Okay.
- [takes off his pants, shoes and socks]
- Axel: And now?
- Melanie Beck: The shirt.
- Axel: But what about these?
- Melanie Beck: Throw them in the toilet.
- Axel: What?
- Melanie Beck: DO it!
- Axel: [throws them in the toilet] And my shirt too, I guess.
- Melanie Beck: You got it.
- [Axel removes his shirt and puts it in the toilet too]
- Melanie Beck: Now flush it.
- Axel: Flush it?
- Melanie Beck: Flush it!
- [Axel flushes the toilet]
- Melanie Beck: Well, so long, friend.
- Axel: Well, what about my clothes?
- Melanie Beck: Just reach in and fish them out.
- Axel: [points at the toilet] There?
- Melanie Beck: Shouldn't be anything new for an asshole like you. You're full of shit yourself!
- Axel: [opens the box of KFC] Fried chicken and French fries.
- [lies down on the bed and eats a french fry]
- Axel: But I don't guess you're too hungry. Ooh, I almost forgot.
- [empties Melanie's bag]
- Axel: Valium. Syringe. A gun. Barbiturates! Everything you always needed to kill yourself with but were afraid to ask for.
- Melanie Beck: Just what the hell do you want from me?
- Axel: I already told you, I just wanna be friends.
- Melanie Beck: Why didn't you just let me drown?
- Axel: Well, that would have been a hateful waste.
- Axel: Takes balls to kill yourself. And the only person with those around here in the right place is yours truly.
- Annie: [about Melanie Beck] She's been laid by everything in a 50 mile radius!