- Maureen: Cassie asked me in the kitchen if I showered. "Why don't you shower?" Well, fuck you, I bathe!
- Nyanza: [in the confessional] Your eye itches because your hands are dirty, and you rub your eyes. You scratch your hair, you scratch your skin, then you rub your eyes. You clean your glasses, then you rub your eyes. I really don't know at this point if you're taking showers, because me, I can scratch my hair all day.
- Lori: [after getting her heart broken] This, by the way, is what we call, "A Step Back."
- [Teresa is talking to her daughter, Brittany, on the phone]
- Teresa Crone: You don't want to end up like your momma, do you?
- Brittany: Um, is that a rhetorical question?
- Jill: You could smell that one coming down the street!