The Batman (2004–2008)

Rino Romano: The Batman, Bruce Wayne

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Quotes 

• Batman : Enough with the act. Lose the dummy.

  Scarface : I would, but he keeps following me around!

• Batman : Let me make myself clear. There's no room for a Batgirl in Gotham.

  Batgirl : That's cool, because it's Batwoman. As in I'm a grown woman and I don't need to listen to you.

  Batman : Then for your own safety, if you don't listen to me, I'm going to have tell your father, Ms. Gordon.

  Batgirl : Ah... You must have me confused with some else.

  [silent for a second] 

  Batgirl : Dude! You just broke the superhero secret identity code.

• Bane : The Batman, I presume?

  Batman : The masked look must really be catching on.

  Bane : Defeat me, and I will allow you to remove it.

  Batman : Hate to disappoint, but I don't fight for sport.

  Bane : Then fight for your life!

• Batman : If Catwoman were somehow, some way able to trace the signal back here...

  Alfred Pennyworth : We would have to rename it "The Catcave".

• Rupert Thorne : How-How'd you do that?

  Batman : I'm The Batman.

• Bruce Wayne : First day, Ethan. Nervous?

  Detective Ethan Bennett : I was a cop for six years, Bruce. You think I can't handle staring at a monitor?

  [steps into a room with monitor covered walls] 

  Detective Ethan Bennett : Whoa!

  Bruce Wayne : Make that 350 monitors.

• Batman : Keep a lookout.

  Detective Ellen Yin : I thought I was your partner.

  Batman : But you're not my sidekick.

• Batman : We both know you put yourself on ice. I'm here to bring on the thaw.

• Detective Ellen Yin : [about Clayface]  He could be anywhere.

  Bruce Wayne : He could be anyone.

• Batman : [about Killer Croc's plan]  Tens of thousands will be killed.

  Killer Croc : And I'll shed a crocodile tear for each and every one of 'em.

• Poison Ivy : Who knew you had a sidekick?

  Batman : I don't.

• Poison Ivy : You're getting to be a real thorn in my side, Batman.

  Batman : And you're no rose, Poison Ivy.

• Batman : And to think here I thought earthquakes struck without warning.

  Temblor : Buddy, you just dialed "D" for destruction!

• Batman : The reviews are in, Joker, your show's a flop.