Rachael MacFarlane en el papel de...
Hayley Smith • Barb Hanson • Hayley Smith as Ms. Peacenickel • Reshma • Actress • Barbra Streisand • Carol • Convention Attendee • Deborah • Gertie • Guest #2 • Gypsy Woman • Hailey Smith • Hayley Shape-shifting Alien • Headmistress Mahoney • Infomercial Lady • Jewellery Clerk • Judy Panowitz • Lady Carolyn Gilbert-Lawson • Lisa Collins • Melanie Hanson • Natalie • Nervous Woman • Pandora • Refugee Woman • Roberta • Sarah MacLachlan • Sheila • Shirley • Softball Player #2 • Steve in Old Lady's Disguise • Tammy • Tatiana • Ugly Stepsister #1 • Waitress
- Hayley Smith: I just can't flunk out of Social Studies, I just can't!
- Klaus: Why not? I think you'd make a great Pharmaceuticals sales rep...
- Klaus: They say if you play it backwards, you can hear the voice of a dead kid!
- Hayley Smith: Whoah. Hang on, how do you play Monopoly backwards?
- Hayley Smith: Jeff likes to watch the same movie over and over. So we're watching The Land Before Time: The Secret of Saurus Rock.
- Jeff Fischer: She has to explain a lot of it to me, but I'm just beginning to understand that Dragons can't talk.
- Hayley Smith: Dinosaurs!
- Jeff Fischer: [winking] Dinosnores.
- Hayley Smith: Dad! Fat people drive the Economy with their Purchases of Fast Food and Garfield Comics!
- Hayley Smith: It's a beautiful painting.
- Jeff Fischer: Thanks, but I was trying to write a book. I'LL NEVER BE A NOVELIST!
- Hayley Smith: You're a wonderful brother, and...
- Steve Smith: Say it!
- Hayley Smith: And one day you'll be able to talk an old High School Friend into having Pity Sex with you, once.
- Steve Smith: Aw, yeah!
- Hayley Smith: You big Doof. I can't wait to have your big Doofy Baby!
- Jeff Fischer: I can't wait to have a Babe with you, too, Babe!
- Steve Smith: I just don't want to be one of those losers who lives with his parents as an adult!
- Hayley Smith: Hey!
- Hayley Smith: Ah! There's a Ghost doing Sudoku!
- Klaus: That's my new girlfriend.
- Hayley Smith: How?
- Klaus: Love is a Mystery. I was just explaining that to these gibronies.
- Hayley Smith: It worked! Thank you, Dr Penguin!
- [Runs out]
- Roger the Alien: Dr Penguin, a great name! Now back to being... Rub Rub...
- Hayley Smith: I sent you into the Painting! Why are you a Cow?
- The Cow: There was a Cow in the Painting!
- Hayley Smith: What's all that racket back there?
- Klaus: That's the sound of us being unique multifaceted individuals!