American Dad! (2005– )
Scott Grimes: Steve Smith, Midget Assassin, Frat Guy, Steve Smith as S, A Wolverine, Cheesy Guy, Convention Attendee, George Kidney, Jockey with Goatee, Kid on Plane, Scott LaRose, Stepfather
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Quotes
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Steve Smith : Why are you always so mean to me?
Avery Bullock : I ENVY YOUR YOUTH!
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Stan Smith : It's High School, Steve, it doesn't matter.
Steve Smith : You said that last time, when's it start to matter?
Stan Smith : Never.
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Steve Smith : Flap Flap a-zap-zap!
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Steve Smith : I think I'll hit the sack. And then I'll go to bed.
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Steve Smith : Something I've noticed is that Real Life often sucks.
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Steve Smith : You are wasting your Charizard!
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Steve Smith : [Flashbacks to an Italian Childhood he didn't have] What the Hell is in that Pasta Sauce?
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Steve Smith : You guys are weirdos, not murderers!
Hand and Nester : We're about to be both!
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Bully : Well, well, if it isn't Steve Smith!
Steve Smith : Yeah, don't splooge in your pants or anything.
Bully : You wish! My antidepressants make that absolutely impossible!
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Steve Smith : The number one cause of Death in Canada is friendliness.
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Roger the Alien : I am not losing my Edge!
Steve Smith : I don't know. You were Ricky Spanish for one week, and all you did was quietly rate Films on IMDB...
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Klaus : If they cut your head off, try to blink your eyes for as long as possible. I have a theory to test...
Steve Smith : Jeez Klaus, how can you be so terrible?
Klaus : I'm German! It's what we do.
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Steve Smith : I don't know, friends with Half-Turtles when there are Full-Turtles?
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Steve Smith : I'm going to go into town and try and work out how the Piano Store stays in Business.
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Steve Smith : I think I'm broken.
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Steve Smith : All there is here is Sand Which is There!
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Steve Smith : You're beautiful! And therefore have value!
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Steve Smith : You sound smart like Hugh Grant the Movie Star, but you're actually stupid, like Hugh Grant the person!
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Steve Smith : Love Conquers ALLLLL!
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Steve Smith : [Bodyslams a pussycat five times in a row]
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Steve Smith : [Boarding School] I'll make friendships here that will last a lifetime. I'll read Plato and Homer...
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Steve Smith : Swedish people make everything sound beautiful!
Barry Robinson : Read this email from my Doctor!
Sllort : Without major lifestyle changes you will not live to see your next birthday, and I will shed no tears!
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Steve Smith : I can't believe I'm going to die a Virgin!
Francine Smith : Oh, honey, there was a 70-80% chance of that, anyway.
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Hollywood Guy : You call this Sublime? It's mostly a Sketch called "Quantum Rape"!
Steve Smith : Yeah, just picture it! Scott Bakula goes to prison and spends an hour explaining the Plot of Quantum Leap to his Cellmate, and the Guy doesn't get it! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Snot : I've been called some terrible things in my Life, but never a Hufflepuff!
Steve Smith : I know, you're totally a Ravenclaw.
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Hayley Smith : You're a wonderful brother, and...
Steve Smith : Say it!
Hayley Smith : And one day you'll be able to talk an old High School Friend into having Pity Sex with you, once.
Steve Smith : Aw, yeah!
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Steve Smith : I am not a Hagfish!
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Steve Smith : HE'S PIGS! HE'S PIGS! THIS ISN'T AN AMBULANCE, IT'S A HAMBULANCE!
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Steve Smith : I don't want to die from Gorilla Sex!
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Steve Smith : I've got so much Horniness to give!
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Steve Smith : You are Ben Kenobi to my Luke Skywalker!
Roger the Alien : I'm going to give you ten seconds to leave that shit out here where it belongs!
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Steve Smith : I just don't want to be one of those losers who lives with his parents as an adult!
Hayley Smith : Hey!
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Steve Smith : I'll just go down in the basement with this guy who failed the Psychological Test to be a Cop.
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Steve Smith : Why did we have to have this conversation in a Burger King?
Stan Smith : Because the Economics of Television have changed. Have it your way!
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Steve Smith : I'm sensitive! It's a desirable quality in some Cultures!
Stan Smith : In France, maybe, oh my God, go to France!
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Steve Smith : What a bully! I'd like to dress up as a girl, seduce him and then say "Ha! You actually just slept with a boy who hates you!"
Roger the Alien : Let's just keep that between ourselves and the string of Therapists who won't be able to help you...
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Steve Smith : With all of today's Wang-Shriveling Diseases, you can't be too Safe...
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Steve Smith : Everything always works out for the Bad Boys...
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Steve Smith : Do you know how long it's been since I've seen a woman?
Klaus : ...You've got a pretty mouth.
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Steve Smith : Some guys broke in, and they're going to blow up the School!
Principal Lewis : Let 'em! Screw this place...
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Steve Smith : I can't believe my Fate is in your Crazy-Ass hands!
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Steve Smith : [Endless Drug-Induced Jazz Scatting]
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Steve Smith : If you want to Destroy the School, just leave this man in Charge...
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Steve Smith : Oh, I don't think we've seen the last of him!
[Cuts to the Culottes Salesman, high on heroin, falling out of his boxcar and into the river]
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Steve Smith : I do not agree with your methods!
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Steve Smith : When will you people realise that Robots are erotic?
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Steve Smith : We're the Shed Boys, and we'd do ANYTHING for each other!
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Steve Smith : Excuse me, have you seen a fish with a Super Hot Blonde Lady?
Crowd 1 : Shhh!
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Steve Smith : I hunger in my despair! Where is Can?
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Steve Smith : You can't rhyme Blue with Blew!
Klaus : They're different Bloos!
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Principal Lewis : We use these armbands that transform your butthole into a Black Hole that transports you through Space!
Steve Smith : As Carl Sagan theorised...
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Steve Smith : Bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl!
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Steve Smith : Because practise Wellington makes perfect Wellington!
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Steve Smith : What if my Penis is weird?
Snot : I'm sure you have a wonderful Penis.
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Memphis Stormfront : You alright?
Steve Smith : Just a little black ooze.
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Francine Smith : That was Hayley, Jeff needs us.
Steve Smith : Is this about the Hat thing?
Klaus : You bet your Ass it is! Let's roll!
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Steve Smith : I'm an only child, now, so you have to give me whatever I want, because I'm all you got!