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- Kid in Classroom: Why are you wearing that hat?
- Dumb Donald: I don't have a face
- Kid in Classroom: Right
- [Moves to seat next to Mushmouth]
- Kid in Classroom: Man, what's his problem?
- Mushmouth: [Babbles incoherently]
- Fat Albert: You can't let fear keep you from caring about someone, because, caring about someone... is wonderful! A person you think about, and they think about you, and you both know you're thinking of each other... , and it's just fantastic to know that there is somebody out there in the world thinking about you.
- Doris: Fat Albert, wait! I finally figured out who you remind me of. You remind me of my grandfather.
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey, that's a nice thing to say.
- Salesman: [Helping the guys pick out clothes] Hey, I know big, and you my friend... are *big*.
- Fat Albert: ...and Fat, I'm Fat Albert.
- Salesman: Well, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be... *big* Al.
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey, I said I'm gonna stay.
- Bill: Hey, hey, *hey*, friends don't let friends fade away.
- Fat Albert: Don't use my lines on me.
- Bucky: What do we do *now*?
- Dumb Donald: I don't know.
- Bucky: I *know* you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.
- Dumb Donald: I wasn't talking to *you*.
- Bucky: Then who *were* you talking to?
- Dumb Donald: I thought I was talking to *her*.
- Bill: Guys, cut it out.
- Poster in Video Store window: Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Coming soon on DVD.
- Bill: Look. *That's* who we are.
- Rudy: Yeah, and it says we're coming out on dividee.
- Bucky: What's dividee
- Dumb Donald: I don't know.
- Bucky: I know you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.
- Dumb Donald: I wasn't talking to you.
- Bill: Guys, cut it out.
- Dumb Donald: Are you ready? 'Cause when I buck-buck, you better duck-duck.
- Lead Teen: Are you gonna buck-buck, or are you just gonna talk talk?
- Dumb Donald: Buck buck number 6, Comin'!
- [runs and jumps on the pile]
- Lead Teen: Yes! We held! Now we're the buck-buck champions!
- Bill: Hold on. We've still got one more guy.
- Lead Teen: Bring him out then.
- Bill: Come on out, Fa-a-a-at Albert! He loves to hear us call his name.
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play?
- Lead Teen: Oh, no! Run! I got a bad back.
- Kid in Classroom: [noticing Dumb Donald's pink knit hood] What's that on your head?
- Dumb Donald: It's my hat.
- Kid in Classroom: Why don't you take it off?
- Dumb Donald: Cause I have no face!
- [Old Weird Harold listens to music in the mall. He and Mushmouth pull the headphones off]
- Old Weird Harold: What did he say?
- Mushmouth: Budeep a bubba da beep my lubba.
- Old Weird Harold: You watch your mouth.
- Salesman: [after adding up the prices of clothes that Fat Albert tried on] That'll be $10,428 and 22 cents.
- Fat Albert: Uh, I... I don't have any money.
- Salesman: Why didn't you tell me that?
- Fat Albert: You didn't ask.
- [the salesman grabs back his clothes]
- Kid in Classroom: Why are you wearing that hat?
- Dumb Donald: I don't have a face
- Kid in Classroom: Right
- [Moves to seat next to Mushmouth]
- Kid in Classroom: Man, what's his problem?
- Mushmouth: [Babbles incoherently]
- Fat Albert: [to the clerk] Oh. I can't take off my sweater because...
- [whispers]
- Fat Albert: I don't know what's under it.
- Arcade Machine: Woah, you ROCK, dude!
- Bill: Wow! It's talking!
- Arcade Machine: THAT WAS TIGHT!
- Bill: How'd you DO that?
- Dumb Donald: I don't know... but THAT WAS TIGHT!
- Doris: [Comes down the stairs] Hi, guys.
- Dumb Donald: You look TIGHT!
- Fat Albert: [Nudges Dumb Donald, whispers] What did you just say?
- Dumb Donald: Oh, I learned it at the mall!
- Fat Albert: Don't talk about Doris like that.
- Bill: Look!
- [Bill, Fat Albert, Dumb Donald, Bucky, Rudy, Mushmouth and Old Weird Harold run across a street and look at a poster in a video store window which reads: "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Own the complete collection on DVD!"]
- Bill: See? THAT'S who we are.
- Rudy: Yeah, and we're coming out on "divda."
- Bucky: What's "divda?"
- Dumb Donald: I don't know.
- Bucky: I...
- Bill: Don't start! We don't belong here.
- Bill Cosby: [after hearing a knock at his door] Oh, people wait till you get to the top of the stairs, then they knock. Who is it?
- Fat Albert: It's Fat Albert.
- Bill Cosby: Yeah, right.
- [Cosby answers the door, finds Fat Albert on his doorstep]
- Fat Albert: Hello. I'm looking for Mr. Cosby. Are you his dad?
- [holds out his hand]
- Fat Albert: I'm... I'm Fat Albert.
- [Cosby faints and Fat Albert catches him]
- Fat Albert: Whoa! Uh... Help! He--!
- [cut to Cosby's study; Cosby holds an ice pack to his head; Fat Albert stands over him]
- Fat Albert: I'm sorry, Mr. Cosby. I didn't mean to startle you. You OK?
- Bill Cosby: No, no, it's all right, son.
- [stands up]
- Bill Cosby: Thank you. My boy, how did you get into this predicament?
- Fat Albert: Well, I crawled out of the TV set.
- Bill Cosby: Crawled out of the TV set? Well, how? How?
- Fat Albert: I crawled out because I heard her crying.
- Bill Cosby: Who's you heard?
- Fat Albert: Well, I heard Doris. She was sitting on the couch, and she was crying.
- Bill Cosby: Doris who?
- Fat Albert: Doris Robertson.
- Bill Cosby: Doris Robertson?
- Fat Albert: Yeah.
- Bill Cosby: Do you know where they live?
- Fat Albert: North Philly.
- Bill Cosby: [groans] Albert Robertson... is Doris Robertson's grandfather. He died some time ago. I designed your character after Albert Robertson. And you heard her spirit, and you crawled through the set?
- Fat Albert: I guess so.
- Bill Cosby: Well, that's just fine, son. All you have to do is, you just crawl back into the set...
- Fat Albert: I don't want to...
- Bill Cosby: ...we're ready. "Hey, hey, hey!"
- Fat Albert: Yeah, hey, hey, hey, but I want to stay.
- Bill Cosby: Oh-ho-ho, no, you can't do that. See, you're a cartoon. You're a cartoon and you have your fellas waiting for you to do more stories. Your fans are waiting to see you on TV so you can solve problems.
- Fat Albert: Well, I don't want to go back in there.
- Bill Cosby: What do you mean? You ca...
- Fat Albert: No, I want to stay here, in the real world.
- Bill Cosby: You can't stay out here. You stay out here, you're gonna turn into celluloid dust.
- [Fat Albert looks shocked]
- Mushmouth: [in pain after being unsuccessfully pushed head-first back into the television screen] My hebba hurt!
- Danielle: [scoffs] I have done guest spots on Bugs Bunny and The Jetsons and I have never been treated like this. I am so *out* of here.
- Lauri: [to Fat Albert] You know, it's almost funny. Every time someone says they care about me. They wind up leaving me.
- Fat Albert: [bursting through the screen, addressing audience] Let go of my legs! I gotta help these people! Like, look at that guy! Hoo, look at this. Yeah, you can't tell me he doesn't need my help! And check out that lady over there. Do I detect tears? Hey, you in the back! Where you going? It's not over! You gotta watch the end credits!
- [the gang pulls him back in]
- Fat Albert: They call me Fat Albert, that's my name, and solving problems is my game. Now get it jumping if you're feeling what I'm sayin'. No delayin'. Hey, hey, hey, man! I'm so happy, I'm glad, I wanna check myself, pinch myself. Look at me, I love myself! And since fat's where it's at, I don't wanna get skinny. For what? I like the bigger heart that's within me!
- Bill Cosby: Albert Robertson... is Doris Robertson's grandfather. He died some time ago. I designed your character after Albert Robertson.
- [Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids has just ended]
- Doris: No! You missed it *again.*
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey. We can make another day.
- Bill: How do you know? Have you ever faded before?
- Fat Albert: We'll be fine.
- Bill: You don't care if we're fine! All you care about is staying here with Lauri!
- Fat Albert: Lauri is important to me. Maybe it's time I started caring about myself.
- Bill: I don't even know who you are anymore!
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! I said, I'm gonna stay!
- Bill: Hey, hey, *hey*! Friends don't let friends fade away!
- Fat Albert: Don't use my lines on me. Besides, I haven't solved Doris' problem yet.
- Doris: But I don't *have* a problem!
- Fat Albert: Yes, you *do*!
- Doris: *No,* I *don't*!
- Bill: Oh, no.
- Fat Albert: What's wrong?
- Bill: It's getting worse. We're not just losing our colour. Look at my hand! I can see through it! It's fading away!
- Bucky: I'm scared. I want to go home.
- Old Weird Harold: Me too.
- Mushmouth: Why-buh don't you buh-buh-bike bus?
- Old Weird Harold: Mushmouth wants to know why you don't like us.
- [the gang try to throw Mushmouth back into the TV set, but can't]
- Rudy: They're not letting him back in.
- Mushmouth: My-buh hebba hurt. M-my...
- Old Weird Harold: Mushmouth says... his head hurts.
- [a tear creates a portal]
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! What is *that* thing?
- [Doris looks through the portal]
- Bucky: It's a monster!
- Mushmouth: And it-be gonna-be come-a get bus!
- Old Weird Harold: Mushmouth thinks the monster will crawl in *here* and get us!
- Dumb Donald: [knocks his head thrice] I am so *confused*!
- Fat Albert: It's not a monster! It's a girl! And she's crying. I'm going to help her!
- Bill: Albert, you can't go! We're cartoons, and this is our show!
- Fat Albert: I have no choice.
- [shrugs and runs to the portal]
- Mr. Mudfoot: You go out there, you gonna poke your eye out!
- Russell: Why do adults always say, "You'll poke your eye out"?
- Rudy: You don't wanna race Fat Albert.
- Reggie: Fat Albert?
- [Reggie and Arthur laugh]
- Dumb Donald: Yeah, he's fat, but he's fast!
- Mushmouth: Fab-buh, but fab-buh!
- [Russell looks through a handmade periscope while sitting on a tyre swing in the junkyard; the Lead Teen smacks the back of Russell's head; the periscope breaks]
- Lead Teen: I talked it over with my boys, and we want a Buck-Buck rematch.
- Russell: You do?
- Lead Teen: Yeah. We gonna be the Buck-Buck champions of the world!
- Russell: You can't be.
- Lead Teen: Why not?
- Russell: Fat Albert and the guys aren't here right now.
- Lead Teen: You mean, you're here by yourself? You know what *that* means, right?
- Russell: No.
- Lead Teen: It means that me and my boys are gonna take over the junkyard!
- Russell: You can't do that! This is Fat Albert's junkyard!
- Lead Teen: Oh, yeah? Well, *I* don't see Fat Albert anywhere!
- Russell: Help! Help!
- [the Lead Teen pushes the tyre swing and catapults Russell high into the air; Russell lands on a mattress and runs away]
- Russell: Help! Fat Albert, you gotta help! They're gonna take over our show!
- Fat Albert: OK, Russell, we're coming! OK, Bucky, come on, you first since you got the... you-know-what hanging out.
- [Bucky nods]
- [Dumb Donald jumps back into the TV, but his face has disappeared]
- Bucky: Ooh, eyeballs, eyeballs! F-f-floating eyeballs!
- Russell: Where's your face, man?
- Doris: What happened to his face?
- Bill: He always wore a hat in the cartoon, so nobody ever drew him a whole face!
- Bucky: Put the hat on, Dumb Donald! Put the hat on!
- [Dumb Donald does so; Bucky, Old Weird Harold and Russell sigh]
- Russell: That was a close one.
- Bill: We don't belong here.
- Old Weird Harold: Bill may be right. You guys seen the picture me and Mushmouth took at the mall? I think we lost some colour since then.
- Mushmouth: [snatches the picture] Wubba?
- Bill: [snatches the picture] Holy cow.
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey, it's just a picture. Pictures aren't real.
- Dumb Donald: Neither are we.
- Bill: I can't believe Dumb Donald is right. We *aren't* real, and I think we're fading.
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey, we're not fading. Stop being such a downer.
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