Judy Cornwell crédité pour le rôle de...
May Cuttle
- [after Craigie has been killed by a knife in the chest]
- May Cuttle: Inspector, I know you think the master was probably murdered, but you are going about this in quite the wrong way!
- D.C.I. Barnaby: And how would you describe his present situation?
- Heather Beavers: Well, it's obvious. He's been astrally harvested.
- [rolls her eyes]
- D.C.I. Barnaby: Then how do you explain a carving knife stuck in his chest?
- Heather Beavers: A celestial lance.
- D.C.I. Barnaby: With "Made in Sheffield" stamped on it?
- D.C.I. Barnaby: Bad moment?
- May Cuttle: No, no. Memories, inspector. Grief and joy... mixing like pork and mustard. Not that I've had pork in years.
- Arno Gibbs: I swear I had no idea there was a new will or that we were named in it.
- May Cuttle: Of course, you know what it means, don't you?
- Arno Gibbs: Tell me.
- May Cuttle: With all our new responsibilities and everything, I'm afraid we shall have to grow up.
- D.C.I. Barnaby: [deboning a fish] Greater love hath no fish that then he should lay down his life for my lunch. How's the sauce coming?
- Joyce Barnaby: It's a wee bit lumpy. Tastes okay, though.
- Cully Barnaby: You remind me of someone. It's either Raymond Blanc or Jack the Ripper.
- D.C.I. Barnaby: You wait until you taste it.
- Joyce Barnaby: It still looks a bit funny.
- D.C.I. Barnaby: [Barnaby goes to throw the bones out when he sees May Cuttle] it's that May Cuttle from the lodge of the...
- Cully Barnaby: Oh, the commune.
- D.C.I. Barnaby: Yeah, the commune up the manor. She's here again. Say what you like, but I'm not here!
- Joyce Barnaby: Leave her to me!
- D.C.I. Barnaby: Treats me like her local Bobby!
- Cully Barnaby: Well, because that's what you are, Dad.
- Joyce Barnaby: I am, I can, I will get rid of her!
- [pause]
- Joyce Barnaby: Ms. Cuttle. Actually we just...
- May Cuttle: This is terribly urgent!
- Joyce Barnaby: Miss Cuttle, uh...
- May Cuttle: [searches through the house] Um, Mr. Barnaby,
- D.C.I. Barnaby: Yes, Miss Cuttle. How are you?
- May Cuttle: I'm in the pink, Mr. Barnaby.
- D.C.I. Barnaby: Oh, good.
- May Cuttle: Alas, Mr. Carter is a definite shade of gray!