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The Onion Movie (2008) Poster

Full Cast & Crew

Directed by 

Tom Kuntz ... (as James Kleiner)
Mike Maguire ... (as James Kleiner)

Writing Credits (WGA)  

Todd Hanson ... (written by) &
Robert Siegel ... (written by)

Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification  

Daniel Chacón Daniel Chacón ... Young American / Cock Puncher
Ken Takemoto Ken Takemoto ... Sensei
Steven Seagal ... Cock Puncher
Don McManus ... Dennis McCormick
Kate Fuglei ... Dolores McCormick
Abigail Mavity ... Roseanne McCormick
Reid Weaver Reid Weaver ... Dennis McCormick, Jr.
Brian Powell ... Typical Neighbor Husband
Adele Robbins Adele Robbins ... Typical Neighbor Wife
Jason L. Miller Jason L. Miller ... Sooty Firefighter
Brendon Baerg Brendon Baerg ... Sooty Child
Len Cariou ... Norm Archer
Larissa Laskin ... Dana Dobbs
Scott Klace ... Kip Kendall
Barbara Pilavin ... Alzheimers Old Lady
Sandy Kenyon ... Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Sam Menning Sam Menning ... Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Orlando Seale ... Producer
Erik Stolhanske ... Producer
Sarah McElligott ... Melissa Cherry
Michael Bolton ... Self
Karl Montgomery Karl Montgomery ... African Child (as Karl Montgomery Jr.)
Kwame Boateng ... Dibo
Steven Kozlowski Steven Kozlowski ... White Trash Dude
Randy Oglesby ... Surgeon General
Archie Howard Archie Howard ... Fat Man (as Archie J. Howard)
Howard Shur Howard Shur ... Smoker
Todd Hanson Todd Hanson ... Smoker Driver
Arthur Kendall Arthur Kendall ... Bud Schwartz
Ira Gewant Ira Gewant ... Brunno Tucci
Christopher Weeks Christopher Weeks ... Rolly Ingersoll
Edward Ansara Edward Ansara ... Skink Bradley
Murray Gershenz ... Raggles Wimpole
Paul 'Mousie' Garner ... Uncle Smackers (as Mousie Garner)
Helen Geller ... Mavis De Haven
Richard Fancy ... Kenneth Garber
Murphy Dunne Murphy Dunne ... Raymond Marcus
Alex Solowitz ... The Masses
Savannah Haske ... Rapist Lisa
Griffin M. Creech Griffin M. Creech ... Rapist Policeman
Daniel Dae Kim ... Rapist Ivy Leaguer
Stefan Sacks ... Rapist Uncle
Rebecca Lowman ... Rape Victim Julie
Amy Davies ... Board Game Woman
John Gibson Miller ... Steel Beam Construction Guy
Jim Gleason ... Steel Beam Architect
Ben Braat Ben Braat ... Dutch Dad
Sal Lopez ... Peruvian
Jay Montalvo ... Peruvian
Bashar Rahal ... Arab Terrorist
Russell Steinberg ... Young Terrorist
Ahmed Ahmed ... Ahmed
Amir Talai ... Ahman
Ryan Bosch Ryan Bosch ... White Black Guy Bill
Leslie Duke Leslie Duke ... White Black Guy Jenny
Brendan Fletcher ... White Black Guy Tim
Todd Bosley ... White Black Guy Dan
Michael Brainard ... White Black Guy Policeman (as Mike Brainard)
Dane Farwell ... White Black Guy Policeman
Mary Boucher ... White Black Guy Judge
Chris Karwowski Chris Karwowski ... White Black Guy Jury Foreman
Michael Harte Michael Harte ... Pentagon General
Charles Howerton ... Pentagon General
James Kayten ... Pentagon Officer
Sean Conroy ... Landmine Salesman
Christopher Boyer ... Landmine Boss
S.E. Perry ... Recruitment Officer
Michael Harney ... Line-Up Detective (as Michael J. Harney)
Alonzo Bodden ... Prisoner
Gill Gayle ... Prisoner
Robert Shampain ... Prisoner Dad
Jordan Lindsay Hamm ... Girl Greeting Prisoner
Tom Wright ... Kwame Roberts
Gedde Watanabe ... James Nakatami
Troy L. Collins Troy L. Collins ... Dashante Jackson
Daniel Colembie Daniel Colembie ... McSorley's Bartender
Marc Antonio Pritchett ... Upstanding Black Man
Jerry Giles ... Dave Kostman
John Viener ... Peen Out Guy
Mike Loew Mike Loew ... Library Penis Man
David Chisum ... Penis Pal Glen
Martin Morales ... Penis Ethnic Man
Micah Sauers ... Penis Boy
Michael R. Dowell Michael R. Dowell ... Penis Businessman
Ken Narasaki ... Businessman
Clint Culp ... Bates Computer Customer
Paul Scheer ... Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Maria Schneider Maria Schneider ... Bates Computer Customer's Wife
Dustin Seavey ... Bates Temp Dude
Bill Dearth Bill Dearth ... Bates Businessman
Gregorio Gregorio ... Bates Delivery Man (as Z.G. Harris)
James M. Connor ... Bates Manager (as James Michael Connor)
Michael Delaney Michael Delaney ... Gil Bates
Nick Chinlund ... Bryce Brand
Jim Rash ... Bryce's Manager
Angel Cassidy ... Porn Star
Mia Crowe ... Porn Star
Gauge Gauge ... Porn Star
Kirk Ward ... Brendan Laroux
Eric Siegel ... Studio Executive
Jen Cohn ... Cooking Show Host
Meredith Baxter ... Cooking Show Chef
Charley Beil Charley Beil ... Wizards Gamer (as Charles Beil)
Daniel Benson ... Wizard Gamer (as Dan Benson)
Adam Crosby Adam Crosby ... Wizard Gamer
Jed Rees ... Wizards Proteus
Greg Pitts ... Wizards Dragonmaster
Greg Cipes ... Hippie Diplomant
William Duffy ... Man in Suit
Cory McAbee Cory McAbee ... Man in Suit
Evgeniy Lazarev ... Slovesevic (as Eugene Lazarev)
Adam Gregor ... Birajko
Terrence Flack Terrence Flack ... Bank Gunman
Mo McRae ... Second Bank Gunman (as Mõ)
Sarah DeVincentis Sarah DeVincentis ... Bank Customer
Michelle Buffone Michelle Buffone ... Bank Liz Anne (as Michele Buffone)
Jim Ortlieb ... Bank Mr. Poniewicz
Cory Nartatez Cory Nartatez ... Gay Guy
Savastian Padilla Savastian Padilla ... Gay Guy (as Savastion Padilla)
Bruce Stevenson Bruce Stevenson ... Gay Guy
Chris Villa Chris Villa ... Gay Guy (as Christopher Villa)
Kenneth C. Rosier Kenneth C. Rosier ... Presidential Advisor
Rodney Dangerfield ... Rodney Dangerfield
Ivan Klipstein Ivan Klipstein ... Subscription Card Man
Hanna Bluth Hanna Bluth ... Little Girl
Jennifer Saurenman Jennifer Saurenman ... Mother
Tanya Ballinger Tanya Ballinger ... Cockpuncher Entourage
Kamela Forbes Kamela Forbes ... Cockpuncher Entourage
Neva Massey Neva Massey ... Cockpuncher Entourage
Eleanor Mercado Eleanor Mercado ... Cockpuncher Entourage
Karen Miller Karen Miller ... Cockpuncher Entourage
Rachelle Wood ... Cockpuncher Entourage
André Costa André Costa ... Cameraman
Donna Glytch Donna Glytch ... God Bless America Dancer (as Destiny Lightsy)
Michon Suyama Michon Suyama ... God Bless America Dancer
Vai Tiare Vai Tiare ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer (as Vaitiare Au-Harehoe)
Kato Bonner ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Allison Kyler ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Brandy Lamkin Brandy Lamkin ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Clifford McGhee ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Tomasina Parrott Tomasina Parrott ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Adrian Armas ... Lollipop Love Dancer
Kevin Federline ... Lollipop Love Dancer
Dante Harper Dante Harper ... Lollipop Love Dancer (as Danté Harper)
Robert Hoffman ... Lollipop Love Dancer (as Robert James Hoffman III)
Lucas Raynaud Lucas Raynaud ... Lollipop Love Dancer
Dave Scott Dave Scott ... Lollipop Love Dancer
Harry Shum Jr. ... Lollipop Love Dancer
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Ahmed B. Badran Ahmed B. Badran ... Peruvian (uncredited)
Kathie Barnes Kathie Barnes ... Concerned Mother (uncredited)
Bo Barrett ... Wigger Jim (uncredited)
Jackson Bolt ... Texas Chainsaw Killer (uncredited)
Chris Cashman ... UPS Delivery Man (uncredited)
Martez Covington Martez Covington ... (uncredited)
Said Faraj ... Suicide Bomber (uncredited)
Bill Frenzer ... Nicholas Van Essen (uncredited)
Justin Rodgers Hall Justin Rodgers Hall ... Terrorist (uncredited)
Glen Hambly ... Attorney (uncredited)
Susanna Harter ... Librarian (uncredited)
Mohammed Hassan Mohammed Hassan ... Terrorist (uncredited)
Hiro Koda ... (uncredited)
Eloise Lynch Eloise Lynch ... Britney Spears Fan (uncredited)
Marshall Manesh ... Announcer (uncredited)
Ronald McAdams Ronald McAdams ... Drunken Irishman (uncredited)
Joel McHale ... Office Worker (uncredited)
Chrissy Metz ... Heavy Girl (uncredited)
Christopher Nissley Christopher Nissley ... Terrorist Training Video Announcer (uncredited)
Blaine Pate ... Office Worker (uncredited)
Paula Price ... Host a Rape Tape Gal (uncredited)
Tony Sagastizado I Tony Sagastizado I ... Taliban Terrorist (uncredited)
Helen Slayton-Hughes ... 'Yarn-it-All' Employee (uncredited)
Channing Swift Channing Swift ... Ice Hockey Fan (uncredited)
Tony Swift Tony Swift ... Ice Hockey Fan (uncredited)
Cassie Townsend ... Pot Smoker Girl at Board Game Party (uncredited)
Natasha Yi ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer (uncredited)
Melissa Zanit Melissa Zanit ... Yearbook Girl (uncredited)

Produced by 

Kevin Halloran ... co-producer
David Miner ... producer
Gil Netter ... producer
Michael Rotenberg ... producer
Jason Weiss ... co-producer
David Zucker ... producer

Music by 

Asche & Spencer
Thad Spencer

Cinematography by 

Maryse Alberti

Editing by 

Frederick Wardell

Casting By 

Justine Arteta ... (as Justine Baddeley)

Production Design by 

Jon Gary Steele

Art Direction by 

Kevin Kavanaugh

Costume Design by 

Casey Storm

Makeup Department 

Stephanie A. Fowler ... makeup artist
Robert Maverick ... special makeup effects artist
Debra Schrey ... key makeup artist
Laine Trzinski ... hair department head

Production Management 

Brad Goodman ... post-production supervisor
Kevin Halloran ... production manager
Kimberly Rach ... production supervisor

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director 

William Paul Clark ... first assistant director

Art Department 

Ruben Abarca ... drapery foreman
Todd Ellis ... property master
Tracy Gaydos ... art department coordinator
Allison Gross ... property assistant
Robyn B. Holmes ... buyer
Gary A. Krakoff ... construction coordinator
Kevin Loo ... art department assistant
Danny Ronay ... stand-by painter
Clint Schultz ... graphic designer
Tim Y. Wetzel ... assistant property master
Nancy Lowry ... assistant property master: day player (uncredited)

Sound Department 

James Bannon ... adr looping
Christopher Briles ... foley recordist
Michael Brown ... foley artist
Jesse Green ... sound
Larry Hopkins ... layback sound mixer
Jason Johnston ... second boom operator
Donald Lyles ... re-recording mixer
Chris Navarro ... adr recordist
David Obermeyer ... sound mixer
John Rotondi ... chief engineer
Clancy T. Troutman ... supervising sound editor
David John West ... re-recording mixer
Scott Westley ... sound designer
Ronald L. Wright ... boom operator
John Soukup ... sound transfer (uncredited)

Special Effects by 

Mark R. Byers ... special effects supervisor
Steve Sosner ... special effects technician

Visual Effects by 

Kent Johnson ... visual effects supervisor
Frank Lawas ... visual effects i/o supervisor
Jerry P. Magana ... visual effects producer
Curt Miller ... digital supervisor
Johnny Wilson ... digital compositor

Stunts 

Keith Adams ... stunt coordinator
Randall Archer ... stunt rigger
Richard Burden ... stunt driver
Eddie J. Fernandez ... stunts
Justin Rodgers Hall ... stunts
Dennis Keiffer ... stunts
Hubie Kerns Jr. ... stunt driver
Henry Kingi Jr. ... stunts
Hiro Koda ... action wire coordinator / stunts
Theo Kypri ... stunts
Samuel Le ... stunts (as Xuyen 'Sam' Valdivia)
Dan Lemieux ... stunts
Rob Mars ... stunts
Jeff Podgurski ... stunt double: Steven Seagal
Matthew Rugetti ... utility stunts
Spencer Sano ... stunt performer
Bobby Silva ... stunt performer
Ryan Staats ... stunts
Steve Upton ... rigging coordinator
David Wald ... stunts
Thom Khoury Williams ... utility stunts (as Thom Williams)
Marcus Young ... stunts

Camera and Electrical Department 

Henry Cline ... camera operator
Brian Evans ... assistant chief lighting technician
Bob Gorelick ... steadicam operator
Matthew Haskins ... second assistant camera: "a" camera
Ben Kaller ... still photographer
Kia Kiso ... camera loader (as Kia Dawson)
Len Levine ... gaffer
Jeffrey S. Lorenz ... first assistant camera
Gary Lowrance ... electrician
Michael Lowrance ... electrician
Jesse Olivares ... key video engineer
Tony Olivieri ... first assistant camera
William Robinson ... assistant camera
Brent Studler ... electrician

Casting Department 

Jessica Gee-George ... adr voice casting
Grant George ... adr voice casting
Michael Hothorn ... casting executive
Rich King ... extras casting
Kelly Hunt ... extras casting (uncredited)

Costume and Wardrobe Department 

Stacy Horn ... costume supervisor
Jee Ok ... set costumer
Jennifer Parker ... costumer

Editorial Department 

David Bilow ... apprentice editor
Ted Brady ... final colorist
Marisa Clayton ... post-production coordinator: Modern VideoFilm
Jesus De Santiago ... post-production assistant
Carolina Hoyos ... post-production coordinator
Eric Osmond ... first assistant editor
Michael Struk ... additional assistant editor
JoAnne Yarrow ... editorial production assistant
Steve Barnett ... post-production consultant (uncredited)
Valance Eisleben ... high definition editorial services (uncredited)

Location Management 

Briana Burke ... location manager
Richard DiPatri ... assistant location manager
R. Scott Poole ... location scout
Paul Schreiber ... location scout

Music Department 

Michael Dittrick ... music editor
Avital Korin ... music editor
Alan Omerovic ... music scoring mixer
Tom Scott ... composer: additional music
Chris Tedesco ... musician: trumpet
Richard Werbowenko ... composer: additional music

Script and Continuity Department 

Maxine Bergen ... additional script supervisor
Karen Golden ... script supervisor

Transportation Department 

Bruce Comtois ... driver: cast
Erik Coutts ... driver: production van
Geno Hart ... transportation coordinator
Kirk Huston ... transportation captain
Hugh Kelly ... transportation
Steve Larson ... driver
Esteban Munoz ... mechanic
Hardy Ophuls ... picture car coordinator
Julie Sanders ... transportation dispatcher

Additional Crew 

Emily Aaronson ... set production assistant
Erik Bright ... unit publicist
Liliana Chomsky ... adr loop group
Patty Connolly ... voice actor
Kyle Cookmeyer ... production assistant
Ted M. Davila ... first accounting assistant
Jesus De Santiago ... production assistant
Doris Hellmann ... production accountant
Kelly Kiernan ... production executive
Kris Lahd ... assistant to producer
Heather Long ... animal coordinator
Brian McMillan ... animal supplier
Cheryl Miller ... production coordinator
Daniel A. Mondschain ... additional production coordinator
Jeanmarie Murphy-Burke ... publicity notes
David E. Van Houten ... publicist
Craig Vegas ... production assistant
Lisa Wallace ... assistant to director
Christie Christl ... VP Feature Estimating (uncredited)
Bill Miller ... stand-in (uncredited)

See also

Release Dates | Official Sites | Company Credits | Filming & Production | Technical Specs

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