- Host: [interviewing Kurt Harland from Information Society] How long have you been on roller skates now? Since the Club MTV tour?
- Kurt Harland: Yes since July 4th, 1989 when I vowed to spend one year on roller skates and at that point decide whether I would devote the rest of my life to skating or not at which point I did and it took the place in my life of the most important thing which used to be my pet peeves number one of which was extraneous apostrophes on signs written such as "Donut's at 10 a.m." using an apostrophe before the "s" makes me have an epileptic seizure.
- Host: Oh, all right then.
- Kurt Harland: What was the question?
- Host: Oh, it doesn't really matter.