Slings and Arrows (2003–2006)

Matt Fitzgerald: Sloan

Quotes 

• Sloan : Okay, so why'd you kick another guy's ass for disparaging a girl you're not even with any more?

  Geoffrey Tennant : Do you love Ellen?

  Sloan : Fuckin' right!

  Geoffrey Tennant : Well, if you feel the same way now as I did seven years ago, then you're going to spend the rest of your life kicking other people's asses for her whether you're with her or not. That's just how truly horrible life can be.