Tony Hawk's Underground (I) (2003 Video Game)

Mikey Kelley: Camera Guy

Quotes 

• [Bam Margera is standing on a quarterpipe set, watching Russian tanks drive by, transfixed. Tony Hawk, the Skater and Tony are standing behind him] 

  Bam Margera : Mmmm, tanks... aw tank-look at these tanks... *Damn*, look at these tanks...

  Tony Hawk : What's up? Aren't you stoked by getting Best New Pro?

  The Skater : Well... it's not a done deal yet. It's pretty close between me and Eric.

  [Eric Sparrow skates up onto the set to join the others] 

  Eric Sparrow : Sup, guys?

  [pregnant pause] 

  Eric Sparrow : Listen, I've been thinkin', we can't keep this up. Remember how I used to torch action figures with ya? I - I acted like a dork, I'm sorry, I got carried away.

  [Eric extends his hand for a handshake. After much hesitation, the Skater returns the gesture] 

  Todd : [in a mocking tone]  Aww, I'm touched, really! Hehe, haaa...

  [normal] 

  Todd : Now get out there in front of those cameras and earn your keep!

  Bam Margera : It's so good, we can't go skating right now, look at these *tanks*! Damn!...

• [the Skater walks up to a tank. Eric Sparrow and a Russian guard are sitting against it. The guard is passed out; Eric is noticeably drunk and holding a vodka bottle] 

  Eric Sparrow : Wassuuuuup?

  [pause] 

  Eric Sparrow : Me and Vladimir here are feeling good tonight!

  [pause] 

  Eric Sparrow : Heh-he-he-he-hey... your license good in Moscow?

  [he stumbles] 

  Eric Sparrow : Ol' Vlad told me it was ok if we take a test spin...

  [Eric takes the keys to the tank from the guard and starts climbing up to the entrance to the tank] 

  Male Player : ...you can't be serious.

  [the Skater climbs into the tank, as Eric sits in the driver's seat] 

  Eric Sparrow : Oh man, Bam's gonna be so jealous when he finds out about this!

  Male Player : Dude, stop it!

  [Eric starts up the tank, and the two fall back with a jerk. As the Skater tries to stop the tank, Eric climbs back out and stands on the top of the tank] 

  Eric Sparrow : Whooooooooooooo! Yeah, c'mon! On to the bridge!

  [He sings a charge theme] 

  Eric Sparrow : Do a Smith grind, man, whoo!

  [Eric looks forward, and sees the museum directly ahead. He blanches, drops his vodka bottle, and jumps off, leaving the Skater behind]