Green Street Hooligans (2005)
Rafe Spall: Swill
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Quotes
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Pete Dunham : [after Pete introduces Matt to his friends at the Abbey] Where's Bovver?
Swill : He's been in the toilet for about fifteen minutes, like dodgy Ruby or something down at Bengal last night.
Dave : [Dave points at Matt] Oh, look, look, he looks lost. No, "Ruby Murray" means curry. We call it Cockney rhyming slang...
Matt Buckner : Slang. Yeah, like, uh, "bees and honey" for money.
Dave : That's it, yeah.
Swill : Like "struggle and grunt" for cunt!
Dave : Oh, you went dark. Why'd you go...
Swill : I'm not a cunt.
Bovver : [Bovver walks up to the table] Like "septic tank" for Yank.
Pete Dunham : [the guys greet him; Pete hugs him and indicates Matt] This is Matt, Shannon's brother.
Matt Buckner : Hey.
[Matt extends his hand; Bovver ignores it and the guys all laugh]
Swill : That's the proper, right? He don't give a fuck, does he? He don't give a fuck.
Pete Dunham : Mate, he's practically family.
[Bovver shrugs and the guys laugh again]
Swill : Oh, mate, it's fucking painful!
Pete Dunham : Bov's a miserable cunt, but we love him dearly, don't we, boys?
Dave : Eh, sometimes.
[he smiles]
Swill : Like a fucking brother!
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Pete Dunham : [to Bovver] This is Matt, Shannon's brother.
Matt Buckner : [Holds his hand out to Bovver] Hey.
[Bovver turns his head and smokes his cigarette]
Swill : That's the painting on his face, he don't give a fuck, does he? He don't give a fuck.
Pete Dunham : Mate, he's practically family.
[Bovver shrugs]
Swill : [laughing] Oh mate, he's fucking painful!
Pete Dunham : Bov's a miserable cunt, but we love him dearly don't we boys?
Dave : Yeah, sometimes.
Swill : Like a fucking brother!
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Swill : [when see group of Zulus] Well come on then! What you fucking standing there for you cunts?
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Bovver : [after Matt has been introduced to the guys and sent to buy a round] What's with all the fuckin' babysitting? You know we had a meet set up for today.
Pete Dunham : It's all right, Bov. He'll stay out the way. It's not like we didn't have it last night.
Bovver : What? That's not the bloody point, is it? We'll look like right mugs if we set something up and our fearless leader don't show 'cause he's playin' pin the tail on a fuckin' Yank.
Ned : No, he's right, man. He's got a point.
Pete Dunham : You let me worry 'bout that, all right, boys?
[Matt returns with the beers]
Pete Dunham : As for the Yank, he's too modest to tell you, but back in the States, he's an internationally-ranked double-black belt in karate.
Dave : Is he fuck? Look at the size of him.
Pete Dunham : No, no, no, no. Bloody "Karate Kid" film? Based on his exploits.
Dave : Really?
Pete Dunham : Yeah.
Dave : Really?
Matt Buckner : Yeah, it's true.
Pete Dunham : Fuckin' straight.
Swill : Bollocks.
[Matt looks at Swill nervously]
Swill : Bollocks.
Matt Buckner : Come on, why not?
Swill : You're lyin' already. You been here fuckin' five minutes and you're lyin'!
[everybody laughs]