Joan Chen aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma
- [Wil and Ma watching a soap opera]
- Wil: Is that the good guy?
- Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: No, he's marrying her for money.
- Wil: Is that the good guy?
- Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: No, that's his brother.
- Wil: Who's that guy?
- Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: He's the most evil of them all, he wants to ruin her family to avenge a grudge.
- Wil: Who's the loser they're beating up?
- Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: That's the good guy.
- Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: [in Mandarin] Your neighbor is loud and dark and eats too much soy sauce.
- Wil: [in Mandarin] Americans like soy sauce.
- Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: I'm going to start eating less soy sauce so it won't stain the baby too dark.
- Wil: [in English] Ma, that's ridiculous.
- Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: You eat less too, so you don't grow spots.
- Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: [passes soy sauce bottle to Jay]
- Jay - Neighbor: Thanks.
- Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: [smiles] Too late for him anyway.
- Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: [in Mandarin] Is that how you speak to your ma who worked nights so you could eat? Who stayed in labor without painkillers so you wouldn't turn dim-witted like your cousin Jimmy? Had I known you would grow so ungrateful I would have held you in.
- Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: [in Mandarin] No one wants to see a 50-year-old Chinese woman look sexy.
- Wil: Ma, you're only 48.
- [in Mandarin]
- Wil: Connie Chung's sexy, and she must be nearly 60.
- Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: Her show was cancelled.
- Wil: Ma, you can't give him a paper plate.
- Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: [in Mandarin] Safer this way. Throw it out afterwards.
- Wil: It's rude.
- Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: [in Mandarin] I'll give him two.