Johnny Depp credited as playing...
Jack Sparrow
- Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
- Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
- Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
- [falls down stairs, holds up jar again]
- Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
- Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
- Jack Sparrow: [with his back to Elizabeth, thinking that she is a man] Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
- Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love.
- Jack Sparrow: [startled] I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
- Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
- Jack Sparrow: [turning around] Elizabeth!
- [to Gibbs]
- Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.
- Jack Sparrow: My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
- Jack Sparrow: [to cannibals] *Alas*, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost...
- [gets splashed by a wave]
- Jack Sparrow: ...Captain Jack Sparrow.
- Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
- Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.
- Will Turner: You want me to find this?
- Jack Sparrow: No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?
- Will Turner: This is going to save Elizabeth?
- Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
- Will Turner: Not much.
- Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth.
- Jack Sparrow: How did you get here?
- Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
- Jack Sparrow: Not so easy, is it?
- Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
- Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
- Tia Dalma: Yes.
- Jack Sparrow: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
- Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
- Jack Sparrow: [greedily] No!
- Tia Dalma: Then it helps.
- Jack Sparrow: You look bloody awful, what are you doing here?
- Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
- Jack Sparrow: [immaturely] You smell funny.
- Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream?
- 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No.
- Jack Sparrow: I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.
- 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [hands him a bottle of rum]
- Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
- Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
- Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find this key?
- Jack Sparrow: Now you're not making any sense at all.
- Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then?
- Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.
- Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?
- Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.
- Jack Sparrow: [turns to Gibbs] I like it. Simple, easy to remember.
- Davey Jones: You have a debt to pay. You've been captain of the Black Pearl for thirteen years. That was our agreement.
- Jack Sparrow: Technically, I was only captain for two years, then I was viciously mutinied upon.
- Davey Jones: Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless! Have you not introduced yourself all these years as "Captain Jack Sparrow"?
- Gibbs: Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea!
- Jack Sparrow: Yes to the first, yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible.
- Gibbs: That seems a bit contradictory, Captain.
- Jack Sparrow: I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!
- Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life.
- Will Turner: Be my guest.
- Jack Sparrow: Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it that, at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself, eh? So whose fault is it *really* that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?
- Norrington: ENOUGH!
- [Jack somersaults off roof, Norrington turns to Will]
- Norrington: Unfortunately Mr. Turner, he's right!
- Elizabeth Swann: Thank you, Jack.
- Jack Sparrow: We're not free yet, love.
- Elizabeth Swann: You came back. I always knew you were a good man.
- [kisses him to distract him, then handcuffs him to the mast]
- Elizabeth Swann: It's after you, not the ship. It's not us. This is the only way, don't you see?
- [unconvincingly]
- Elizabeth Swann: I'm not sorry.
- Jack Sparrow: [almost understandingly] Pirate.
- Elizabeth Swann: It's real!
- Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
- Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
- Will Turner: With good reason.
- Davey Jones: I wonder, Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
- Jack Sparrow: [thinks for a second] Yep. I'm good with it.
- Tia Dalma: You know I demand payment.
- Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look.
- [brings out the monkey in a cage, shoots him]
- Jack Sparrow: An undead monkey! Top that!
- Tia Dalma: [releases the monkey from the cage]
- Gibbs: [muttered] No...
- [Speaking clearly]
- Gibbs: You've no idea how long it took us to catch that.
- Tia Dalma: The payment is fair...