White Chicks (2004)
Maitland Ward: Brittany Wilson
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Quotes
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Tiffany Wilson : [Tiffany is reading the Hamptons newspaper and sees a picture of them in the paper] Oh my God! Brittany?
Brittany Wilson : What?
Tiffany Wilson : [shows Brittany the picture] We're on page 6!
Brittany Wilson : No!
Tiffany Wilson : Yeah!
Brittany Wilson : No!
Tiffany Wilson : Yeah!
Brittany Wilson : NO!
Tiffany Wilson : Yeah! Look!
[shows her the article]
Tiffany Wilson : "Wilson Sisters Rock Hamptons"!
Brittany Wilson : [both girls gasp and erupt into screams] Wilsons rock! We rock!
Tiffany Wilson : [squealing] Yes!
Brittany Wilson : [realising that they weren't actually at the Hamptons, but were in the hotel room in New York the entire time] Wait... We weren't *in* the Hamptons this weekend!
Brittany Wilson , Tiffany Wilson : [gasping]
[in unison]
Brittany Wilson , Tiffany Wilson : Oh no!
[looking at the screen]
Brittany Wilson , Tiffany Wilson : We've been cloned!
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Marcus Copeland : [Marcus emerges from the boot of the car, covered in the Wilson Sisters' luggage] Man! You guys sure got a lot of bags for a weekend!
Brittany Wilson : [scoffs] This isn't *a* weekend!
Tiffany Wilson : It's *the* weekend!
Brittany Wilson : Labor Day in The Hamptons. The last weekend of the social season. Like, only the hottest people are going to be there.
Tiffany Wilson : And only the hottest of the *hottest* are going make it onto the cover of "Hamptons Magazine"! And this is *our* year!
Brittany Wilson : [squeals] Yay!
[to Kevin, driving the car]
Brittany Wilson : Uh, open the window. Baby likes a little fresh breeze.
[Kevin opens the window]
Brittany Wilson : I just hope the Vandergeld Sisters' private jet *crashes* on the way there!
Tiffany Wilson : [shocked] Oh, my God, Brittany!
Brittany Wilson : [to Tiffany] You were thinking it!
Tiffany Wilson : [to Brittany] I know, but you *said* it!
Brittany Wilson : I know, I know!
Tiffany Wilson : And you, know, Heather totally *hates* you because you slept with her boyfriend.
Brittany Wilson : Oh, my God! So what? I sleep with *everyone's* boyfriend!
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Kevin Copeland : [the Wilson Sisters get off the private jet and walk over to the arrival terminal, toward Kevin and Marcus] Hi, I'm Kevin Copeland...
Tiffany Wilson : [rolling her eyes at them] We already *gave* to the United Negro Fund!
Brittany Wilson : Yeah!
[They continue walking]
Kevin Copeland , Marcus Copeland : [in unison] Excuse us. Whoa-whoa-whoa! Hold on, hold on!
Kevin Copeland : Hold on!
[explaining to them their actual task]
Kevin Copeland : We're actually here to escort you ladies to The Hamptons.
Tiffany Wilson : Oh!
[hands them their bags]
Tiffany Wilson : The bags are on the plane.
Brittany Wilson : [gives Marcus her dog carrier, with their dog, Baby] Here, take Baby and clean out his bag. Oh, my God. He didn't have his colonic, and he, like, pooped everywhere!
[Baby, the dog, yaps]