Céline Dion: Interviewee

Quotes 

• Al : Is there anything you'd like to do before we get started?

  Céline Dion : Umm, I want to play golf. I want to have a child. I want to, uh, drive my own car. I want to cook. I want to go to the groceries and buy my own tomatoes...

  Al : I'm afraid we don't have time for anything like that. What I meant was, "Can I get you a drink, or something?"

  Céline Dion : Yeah.

  Al : I'm sorry, WE'RE ALL OUT OF DRINKS.

• Al : Do you enjoy cracking your knuckles?

  Céline Dion : Yes.

  Al : Biting your toenails?

  Céline Dion : Yes.

  Al : Rolling around in the mud?

  Céline Dion : Yes.

  Al : Sticking gerbils together with crazy glue?

  Céline Dion : Yes.

  Al : Can I borrow five bucks?

  Céline Dion : No.

  Al : [shouts]  Aaaah! It never works!

• Al : It began with a quiet candlelit dinner.

  Céline Dion : And it finished with whipped cream all over me.

  Al : You do remember!

• Al : I know this was a traumatic experience for you, but I heard that you went with your family on a safari, and your parents were taken away and eaten by cannibals.

  Céline Dion : I could smell the cooking of my mother.

  Al : That must have been horrible for you.

  Céline Dion : It was fun. Real, real, fun.

  Al : Huh... Anyway, moving on.

• Céline Dion : I'm married, and I'm going to get married again to the same guy.

  Al : Is this some kind of scam to get free presents? Or do you just like cake that much?

• Al : Do you have any questions for me?

  Céline Dion : Am I going to die tomorrow?

  Al : Well, let's find out.

  [picks up a magic 8 ball] 

  Al : Is Celine Dion going to die tomorrow?

  [glares at it for a few seconds] 

  Al : It says, "Ask again later."

• Al : What's your favorite number?

  Céline Dion : Oh... I don't know... but not 14.

  Al : Yeah, I know!

  [shouts] 

  Al : I hate fourteen!

• Al : What do you think of my new album, "Poodle Hat"? Would you say it is the best album in the world?

  Céline Dion : I don't know... in a word... I guess so.

  Al : Hey, thanks.

• Al : Celine, besides yourself, what else do you love?

  Céline Dion : I love a lot of different things.

  Al : Oh, yeah? Like what? Little puppy dogs?

  Céline Dion : Yeah.

  Al : Fat kids in bicycle shorts?

  Céline Dion : Yes.

  Al : Butterscotch Enemas?

  Céline Dion : Unusual for me, but I love that.

  Al : Then there's the Chicken Dance song.

  Céline Dion : Which I love. It is a very bedroom sexy song!

  Al : Uh-huh. How do you feel about the moons of Jupiter?

  Céline Dion : I love them all.