Céline Dion nel ruolo di...
Interviewee
- Al: Is there anything you'd like to do before we get started?
- Céline Dion: Umm, I want to play golf. I want to have a child. I want to, uh, drive my own car. I want to cook. I want to go to the groceries and buy my own tomatoes...
- Al: I'm afraid we don't have time for anything like that. What I meant was, "Can I get you a drink, or something?"
- Céline Dion: Yeah.
- Al: I'm sorry, WE'RE ALL OUT OF DRINKS.
- Al: Do you enjoy cracking your knuckles?
- Céline Dion: Yes.
- Al: Biting your toenails?
- Céline Dion: Yes.
- Al: Rolling around in the mud?
- Céline Dion: Yes.
- Al: Sticking gerbils together with crazy glue?
- Céline Dion: Yes.
- Al: Can I borrow five bucks?
- Céline Dion: No.
- Al: [shouts] Aaaah! It never works!
- Al: It began with a quiet candlelit dinner.
- Céline Dion: And it finished with whipped cream all over me.
- Al: You do remember!
- Al: I know this was a traumatic experience for you, but I heard that you went with your family on a safari, and your parents were taken away and eaten by cannibals.
- Céline Dion: I could smell the cooking of my mother.
- Al: That must have been horrible for you.
- Céline Dion: It was fun. Real, real, fun.
- Al: Huh... Anyway, moving on.
- Céline Dion: I'm married, and I'm going to get married again to the same guy.
- Al: Is this some kind of scam to get free presents? Or do you just like cake that much?
- Al: Do you have any questions for me?
- Céline Dion: Am I going to die tomorrow?
- Al: Well, let's find out.
- [picks up a magic 8 ball]
- Al: Is Celine Dion going to die tomorrow?
- [glares at it for a few seconds]
- Al: It says, "Ask again later."
- Al: What's your favorite number?
- Céline Dion: Oh... I don't know... but not 14.
- Al: Yeah, I know!
- [shouts]
- Al: I hate fourteen!
- Al: What do you think of my new album, "Poodle Hat"? Would you say it is the best album in the world?
- Céline Dion: I don't know... in a word... I guess so.
- Al: Hey, thanks.
- Al: Celine, besides yourself, what else do you love?
- Céline Dion: I love a lot of different things.
- Al: Oh, yeah? Like what? Little puppy dogs?
- Céline Dion: Yeah.
- Al: Fat kids in bicycle shorts?
- Céline Dion: Yes.
- Al: Butterscotch Enemas?
- Céline Dion: Unusual for me, but I love that.
- Al: Then there's the Chicken Dance song.
- Céline Dion: Which I love. It is a very bedroom sexy song!
- Al: Uh-huh. How do you feel about the moons of Jupiter?
- Céline Dion: I love them all.