If Dad Only Knew (2004)
Stoney Westmoreland: Connor Riley
Quotes
-
Connor Riley : [addressing brothers] We still going on the fishing trip?
Luke Riley : Hell, yeah, we're still going on the fishing trip, Connor. Dad would want us to.
Jack Riley : It's not like it's the seventh game of the World Series.
Luke Riley : Well, a fishing trip's a nice way to honor Father.
[turns to Jack]
Luke Riley : My brother the Father, can you get away from your flock?
[continues as if he's Jack, using a bottle of beer as a phone]
Luke Riley : "Ah, Father Dreary. Father Jack here. Can you cover for me this weekend? Those altar boys are wearing me out!"
Connor Riley : [Connor picks up from Luke] "Especially that Hugo, he's got the tightest little ass!"
[everyone goes silent]
Connor Riley : Oh, come on guys!
[referring to Luke]
Connor Riley : He made an altar-boy joke and he's a funny man. I make one and I'm an asshole?