If Dad Only Knew (2004) Poster

Stoney Westmoreland: Connor Riley

Quotes 

  • Connor Riley : [addressing brothers]  We still going on the fishing trip?

    Luke Riley : Hell, yeah, we're still going on the fishing trip, Connor. Dad would want us to.

    Jack Riley : It's not like it's the seventh game of the World Series.

    Luke Riley : Well, a fishing trip's a nice way to honor Father.

    [turns to Jack] 

    Luke Riley : My brother the Father, can you get away from your flock?

    [continues as if he's Jack, using a bottle of beer as a phone] 

    Luke Riley : "Ah, Father Dreary. Father Jack here. Can you cover for me this weekend? Those altar boys are wearing me out!"

    Connor Riley : [Connor picks up from Luke]  "Especially that Hugo, he's got the tightest little ass!"

    [everyone goes silent] 

    Connor Riley : Oh, come on guys!

    [referring to Luke] 

    Connor Riley : He made an altar-boy joke and he's a funny man. I make one and I'm an asshole?

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