Hum Tum (2004) Poster

(2004)

Saif Ali Khan: Karan Kapoor

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  • Rhea Prakash : Say it.

    Karan Kapoor : What?

    Rhea Prakash : What you've never said to me before.

    Karan Kapoor : That I love the kids and Tommy more than you?

  • Karan Kapoor : [Walking away from Interview...starts to rain]  Rain in January..?

    Rhea Prakash : It doesn't rain in January

    [Karan turns around and sees Rhea standing there his book in her hand] 

    Rhea Prakash : This was bound to happen Karan...Because whenever we meet-

    Karan Kapoor : Something or the other goes wrong.

    [looks at the book] 

    Karan Kapoor : Did you read the book?

    Rhea Prakash : [shakes head, mumbling no]  uhn uh

    Karan Kapoor : [moves closer]  How'd you like it?

    Rhea Prakash : [cying]  Reminded me a of a friend...Have i ever told you about this friend of mine?

    Karan Kapoor : Never

    Rhea Prakash : [moving closer still]  I met him many years ago...

    Karan Kapoor : And kept on meeting him...

    Rhea Prakash : Until he became my very best friend

    Karan Kapoor : So when he fell in love with you, why did you leave?

    Rhea Prakash : Because he didn't stop me

    Karan Kapoor : [awkwardly]  I don't like the sound of this friend one bit!

    Rhea Prakash : Listen, don't say anything against my friend!

    Karan Kapoor : [standing face to face]  Then what should I say?

    Rhea Prakash : What you never managed to say before

    Karan Kapoor : What? That I'll love you more than the kids and Tommie?

    Rhea Prakash : [grabs him by his shirt]  You better! Otherwise i'll hack you up into little tiny pieces and--

    Karan Kapoor : [puts his fingers to her lips]  Shh!

    [They both start crying and hug] 

    Karan Kapoor : [pulls away]  I Love you, Rhea.

    [both laugh/cry and hug again] 

  • [Karan is trying to convince Rhea to have an arranged marriage by acting out an "interview" with a potential husband] 

    Karan Kapoor : Now, what about children?

    Rhea Prakash : What about them?

    Karan Kapoor : No, I'm not asking you. Don't you want to ask me if I like children?

    Rhea Prakash : Oh yes, of course! So, do you like children?

    Karan Kapoor : Very much! First, I want a girl, beautiful and intelligent, just like you. I'm going to be a very good daddy. If any boy like me comes in front of her, I'll tear his head off.

    Rhea Prakash : [laughs]  And you think if you do this, it will make you a good father?

    Karan Kapoor : Listen, you're going to be such a good mother that it won't matter if I spoil the children a little.

    Rhea Prakash : I see. So I do all the work and you do all the spoiling?

    Karan Kapoor : Yes! See, if you look at it from my point of view, we're the perfect marriage. All we need to complete the family photo is a little dog.

    Rhea Prakash : And we'll call the dog Tommie.

    Karan Kapoor : That's a stupid name... ok, the dog's name will be Tommie, But on one condition - you do all the walking and feeding of Tommie.

    Rhea Prakash : Done.

    Karan Kapoor : All I'm going to do is sit at the table and feed him little bits off my plate, saying "Here, Tommie, eat, eat."

    Rhea Prakash : So after the wedding, what are you going to do besides spoil the kids and Tommie?

    Karan Kapoor : What else is there to do? I'm just going to kick back and enjoy my life with the kids and Tommie.

    [Rhea stares at him] 

    Karan Kapoor : Oh yes, and you.

    Rhea Prakash : So I come after the kids and Tommie?

    Karan Kapoor : No, Rhea, that was a mistake. I meant with you.

    Rhea Prakash : So I come after the kids and Tommie?

    Karan Kapoor : No. Rhea, that- I'm sorry.

    Rhea Prakash : If you put my name after the kids and Tommie, I'll cut you up into little, little, little, little, little pieces and feed them to Tommie!

    Karan Kapoor : Ok, ma'am, ok, I'm sorry!

    [takes her face in his hands] 

    Karan Kapoor : From now on, the kids and Tommie come second. The only person I love in this world is you.

    [stare at each other, then quickly move away] 

    Karan Kapoor : [nervously laughing]  See how easy arranged marriages are?

  • Rhea Prakash : I never thought I'd use these words with you, but I think I'll miss you.

    Karan Kapoor : We'll meet very soon, Rhea. Do you know why? Because this life is very long, even if we don't have enough time.

  • Rhea Prakash : Karan Kapoor?

    Karan Kapoor : That's right.

    [notices Rhea and stops in shock] 

    Karan Kapoor : Nooo Way! Rhea!

    [walks over] 

    Karan Kapoor : Well done, yaar. You're looking like a girl!

    Rhea Prakash : [swats his hand away]  Don't touch me!

    [an arc of flowers falls down beside them] 

    Rhea Prakash : You know what, Karan? Whenever I'm around you something HAS to go wrong.

    [notices his shaggy haircut] 

    Rhea Prakash : and...'what' have you done to your hair??

    Karan Kapoor : [whining]  What, this is my Tom Cruise look yaar. You wouldn't understand, its not a matter of your level. Its fashion

    Rhea Prakash : [shakes her head]  You're a loser!

    Karan Kapoor : Forget that, what are you doing here?

    Rhea Prakash : What are YOU doing here??

    Karan Kapoor : I'm in-charge here

    Rhea Prakash : [looks around at the chaos]  That much is obvious

    Karan Kapoor : [gives her a look]  Actually, my mummy is in-charge here, i'm just helping her out.

    [Rhea nods] 

    Karan Kapoor : So, what are you doing here?

    Rhea Prakash : You're organizing a wedding with your mummy, and you dont even know who the bride is??

    [points to herself] 

    Karan Kapoor : No way, you!

    [Rhea nods proudly] 

    Karan Kapoor : You're getting married so late? I figured you already had three or four kids!

    [Rhea looks at him in shock] 

    Karan Kapoor : Come on, do you have any? you can tell me.

    Rhea Prakash : [disgusted]  You're really a loser, Karan. I figured that one slap and three years later you wouldve come to your senses. I guess was wrong. Some people 'never' change. My bags are in the car, have them taken up to my room

    Karan Kapoor : Do I look like a porter to you?

    Rhea Prakash : Something like that! Bye, Karan.

    [walks away] 

    Karan Kapoor : I hate that chick.

  • Karan Kapoor : Well done yaar, you're looking like a girl.

  • Karan Kapoor : The tears welled up from her eyes... err... from her heart... I made her cry

    Karan Kapoor : When the tears rolled down her cheeks, why did I feel pain here

    [gestures towards chest] 

    Karan Kapoor : ?

    Karan Kapoor : They're her eyes, her tears, but the pain is still mine. Is that justice?

    Karan Kapoor : Yes, it is, because if the pain wasn't here, with me, then the tears and the pain would both be with her, and that's not justice.

    Karan Kapoor : When both her tears and her pain belong to me, justice will be done.

  • Karan Kapoor : There're 6 hours before our flight to New York and sitting in this airport is boring. Why don't we go sight-seeing in Amsterdam. It shouldn't be a problem since you have a visa.

    Rhea Prakash : How do you know I have a visa?

    Karan Kapoor : Because in the plane I checked your passport!

    Rhea Prakash : WHAT? You went through my bag?

    Karan Kapoor : You were asleep and I was bored, I saw your bag and figured I'd take a look.

    Rhea Prakash : How dare you? Don't you know you can't go through lady's handbags?

    [begins walking ahead] 

    Karan Kapoor : Why not? What's the big secret? Fine, I won't do it again. Wait, I said I was sorry. Where are you going?

    Rhea Prakash : I thought we'd go sight-seeing in Amsterdam.

  • Karan Kapoor : [to Rhea]  Well done yaar, you're looking like a girl.

  • Karan Kapoor : [drunk]  The tears welled up from her eyes... err... from her heart... I made her cry

    Karan Kapoor : When the tears rolled down her cheeks, why did I feel pain here

    [gestures towards chest] 

    Karan Kapoor : ?

    Karan Kapoor : They're her eyes, her tears, but the pain is still mine. Is that justice?

    Karan Kapoor : Yes, it is, because if the pain wasn't here, with me, then the tears and the pain would both be with her, and that's not justice.

    Karan Kapoor : When both her tears and her pain belong to me, justice will be done.

  • Karan Kapoor : There're 6 hours before our flight to New York and sitting in this airport is boring. Why don't we go sight-seeing in Amsterdam. It shouldn't be a problem since you have a visa.

    Rhea Prakash : How do you know I have a visa?

    Karan Kapoor : Because in the plane I checked your passport!

    Rhea Prakash : WHAT? You went through my bag?

    Karan Kapoor : You were asleep and I was bored, I saw your bag and figured I'd take a look.

    Rhea Prakash : How dare you? Don't you know you can't go through lady's handbags?

    [begins walking off] 

    Karan Kapoor : Why not? What's the big secret? Fine, I won't do it again. Wait, I said I was sorry. Where are you going?

    Rhea Prakash : I thought we'd go sight-seeing in Amsterdam.

  • Rhea Prakash : [smiling reminiscently]  Remember we first met at an airport? I hated you so much!

    Karan Kapoor : [serious]  Yeah, I know! Same here!

    Rhea Prakash : [suddenly serious]  No, you didn't

    Karan Kapoor : No, I really hated you!

    Rhea Prakash : Oh, is that why you tried to kiss me?

    Karan Kapoor : Tried?

    Rhea Prakash : Shutup, Karan

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