Mean Creek (2004)
Josh Peck: George
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Quotes
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George : [upon learning why the others brought him to the lake] You're a fuckin' lying son of a bitch, Sam! All right? And I hope you fuckin' go to hell.
Millie : Don't make things worse, George...
George : Shut the fuck up, Millie, you fucking stupid JAP cunt.
Clyde : Sit down, George, you're out of control.
George : Shut the fuck up, Clyde! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah.
[pause]
George : And, and speaking of... dead... fathers... I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick Marty got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "daddy." His Neanderthal, drunk dad put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall.
[pause]
George : You know, I almost forgot that my mom told me that. She said, "His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall." I thought it was sad at first, but now? I like it.
[chanting]
George : His daddy splattered his brains. All over the wall. His daddy splattered his brains. All over the wall!...
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George : So, let's see the penis! Bring on the penis!
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[last lines]
George : My name is George... and this... is the inside of my mind.
[sighs]
George : The inside of my mind has a zillion things...
[sighs]
George : The inside of my mind has a zillion things about it but... people that don't see inside of my mind don't know there are a zillion things and... Y'know, since no one sees inside my mind, no one really knows. But... one day people will know. One day people will know 'cause that's my master plan. To film it all. To document every aspect of the life that is me. And put it in a time capsule in my backyard and so that one day some alien or some highly evolved species will find it and... understand.
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George : Whoever didn't bring life jackets on a boat trip is a moron.
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George : [beatboxing] Sammy, you love it, now don't you lie!/Rocky is a pimp/Clyde is a fag!
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George : [as Marty drinks a beer while driving] Hey, Marty? My mom made me sign one of those contracts, telling her I wouldn't get in a car with a driver who's been drinking...
Marty : Oh, it's cool. My mom gave me permission to drink and drive. You don't have to worry about it.
George : Your mom must be pretty stupid to let your drive inebriated.
Marty : [Rocky scoffs] You're right, George. My mom *is* pretty stupid. In fact she's got one of those learning disability things.
George : Must be a pretty bad LD. I have an LD, but I should know you're not suppose to drive drunk.
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George : [Josh sets his camera down and starts shooting baskets on the basketball court; Sam notices Josh's camera and picks it up, looking at it]
[first lines]
George : Hey! What do you think you're doing?
[knocks over Sam; the camera falls over a fence and lands on the ground, only showing Josh in frame fighting over Sam]
George : You're a punk, Sam! I ought to kill you!
[kids start gathering around the scene]
George : You fucking dickhead! I told you to never touch my camera!
Sam : Stop!
[is pushed down to the ground, still fighting Josh]
George : Didn't I? Fucker! You little wimp! Bitch! Pussy! I told you! I ought to fucking kill you!
[strangles Sam with his arm]
George : And I will kill you, you little punk, if I ever catch you fucking with my camera again.
[sets him down and leaves the scene]
George : Get out of my way!
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Clyde : If anything, it's a beautiful day.
George : It smells like cherry blossoms.
Millie : How do you know what cherry blossoms smell like?
George : I know what they smell like!
Rocky : Does anybody really know what a cherry blossom is?
George : Duh, it's a blossom on a cherry.
Rocky : I don't know. I thought it was a blossom all on it's own. What do you think, Marty?
Marty : I think I'm bored as fuck.
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Marty : What do you guys say we play some Truth or Dare?
George : Yeah. Yeah, I love that game.
Marty : Okay, let's do it.
Millie : No, let's not. People's feelings always end up hurt when we play this game.
Sam : Yeah, she's right.
George : God, Sam and Millie are a couple of little wet pussies, aren't they?
Marty : Clyde, do you wanna start?
Clyde : I dunno. I'm kind of with Sam and Millie on this one.
George : [pointing with his finger] Pussy number one, pussy number two, pussy number three.
Millie : Go ahead, Clyde. Start the game.
