The Joe Schmo Show (2003– )
Kevin Kirkpatrick: Bryce 'The Stalker'
Quotes
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Bryce "The Stalker" : [trying desperately to activate a post-hypnotic suggestion to make Piper love him as he is being evicted] Mockingbird! Mockingbird! Mockingbird!
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Bryce "The Stalker" : [after learning Montecore Killed his frog, Everett] I'll take it up with the Producers... or the Falcon.
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Bryce "The Stalker" : [after learning of the death of his pet frog] He wasn't a frog he was a fucking human being!