Beautiful women join a coven and sell their souls to Satan for fame and riches.Beautiful women join a coven and sell their souls to Satan for fame and riches.Beautiful women join a coven and sell their souls to Satan for fame and riches.
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Tommy Lynch
- Richard Mann
- (as Tom Lynch)
Walter Sherwood
- Nick Alford
- (as Wally Sherwood)
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- TriviaApparently producer/director Ted V. Mikels didn't have enough money to print out copies of the script, so it was up to cast and crew members to print out copies on their own in order for them to have any clue as to what the movie was about.
- GoofsWhen the police profiler shows up at the movie studio, a grip can be clearly seen at the side of the frame, holding a light up to her face.
- ConnectionsFollows Blood Orgy of the She-Devils (1973)
Featured review
"Decapitation! That Smacks Of Witchcraft!"...
CAULDRON: BAPTISM OF BLOOD is another thudding, sub-sludge offering from the god of such "films", Director Ted V. Mikels. It "stars" several non-actors, not acting in any way like actual actors. Or, living beings for that matter.
There are what appear to be women, wearing the latest in occult fashions. Many tattoos, and basic black "witch" clothes are worn. This fits in nicely with all of the other pseudo-macabre malarkey on display. Bongo drums play, because bongo drums are quite scary.
While these women get their Watusi on, preparing the obligatory human sacrifice, a wobbly, rubber demon looks on as if to say, "What the hell am I doing here?". Soon, Satan himself arrives, sporting his new hillbilly beard.
Red corn syrup flows, as the witchy women boogie on down with themselves. The devil's bongos play on.
Nothing in the history of filmmaking comes close to the "Styrofoam head being lowered into a fish tank" scene! Nothing!
More blocks of wood attempt to resemble humans, as putrid singing, stand-up comedy, and ventriloquism (!!) break out. All followed by further quasi-mumbo jumbo.
An autopsy on the owner of the Styrofoam head is performed in someone's bathroom. Police are perplexed. Mikels himself does a cameo as some sort of "expert". He's far more lifelike than anyone else involved in this cluster-fudge.
WARNING: This "movie" is only for the true lover of cinematic misery! All others may suffer irreversible brain shrinkage! Some reports indicate that a single viewing could cause CCC (Catastrophic Cranial Collapse)!...
There are what appear to be women, wearing the latest in occult fashions. Many tattoos, and basic black "witch" clothes are worn. This fits in nicely with all of the other pseudo-macabre malarkey on display. Bongo drums play, because bongo drums are quite scary.
While these women get their Watusi on, preparing the obligatory human sacrifice, a wobbly, rubber demon looks on as if to say, "What the hell am I doing here?". Soon, Satan himself arrives, sporting his new hillbilly beard.
Red corn syrup flows, as the witchy women boogie on down with themselves. The devil's bongos play on.
Nothing in the history of filmmaking comes close to the "Styrofoam head being lowered into a fish tank" scene! Nothing!
More blocks of wood attempt to resemble humans, as putrid singing, stand-up comedy, and ventriloquism (!!) break out. All followed by further quasi-mumbo jumbo.
An autopsy on the owner of the Styrofoam head is performed in someone's bathroom. Police are perplexed. Mikels himself does a cameo as some sort of "expert". He's far more lifelike than anyone else involved in this cluster-fudge.
WARNING: This "movie" is only for the true lover of cinematic misery! All others may suffer irreversible brain shrinkage! Some reports indicate that a single viewing could cause CCC (Catastrophic Cranial Collapse)!...
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- azathothpwiggins
- Jun 22, 2021
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- Blood Orgy of the She-Devils II: Baptism in Blood
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- $50,000 (estimated)
- Runtime1 hour 42 minutes
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- 1.33 : 1
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