Malice in Wonderland (2009)

Fiona O'Shaughnessy: Hooker

Quotes 

• Caterpillar : What you lookin' for?

  Alice : Uh, a pick-me-up...?

  Caterpillar : Fine, 3, 5 and 2, 6 and 1. Lucky eyes here now. Before delivery is done.

  Alice : What? Mister...?

  Caterpillar : Drop the Mister. See this eye? I'm no pillar, I'm a cat. Postman chiller is where I'm at.

  [snickers] 

  Alice : [distant siren approaching]  I think it's the police.

  [Alice gets pulled into the car] 

  Alice : What are you doing?

  Caterpillar : Saving your arse from the SPG. Them mothers will lock you down and throw away the key.

  Alice : But I... I haven't done anything.

  Caterpillar : Tell it to the judge. The sentence is life and they don't budge. My hooker, she's a looker. Hit me scratch and I even let you.

  Alice : [to the young woman]  Pleased to meet you.

  Hooker : Policemen here is not to be trusted. Step out of line and, pow!

  Caterpillar : You is busted.

  [Snickers] 

  Hooker : Where to, babe?

  Alice : London, a cabby said he'd take me, but then he disappeared. He didn't seem honest... and he isn't... as I feared.

  Caterpillar : Infected with the rhyme, check it out now down town.

  [skids car sideways] 

  Hooker : Next stop, Lloyd Street number 31, two first-class for a John named John.

  Alice : It seems a little late to deliver the post.

  Caterpillar : Au contraire, now is when folks need it most.

  Hooker : Baby, you got e-mail.

  Alice : Oh.

  [takes phone] 

  Alice : You sell drugs?

  Hooker : Ain't a lie.

  Caterpillar : Ain't a pill on the planet I don't know and you can't buy.

  Alice : Uh, well... these don't seem to be working and I need to get my memory back from where it is lurking.

  Caterpillar : 'For your head'? Bitch! That's a heavy pop!

  Hooker : You better see a doc before you open up the top.

• Alice : But I've already taken one. Or have I taken two? I can't remember old stuff, and now I can't remember new.

  Caterpillar : [opens windows to stop cops with smoke] 

  [Snickers] 

  Hooker : Think yourself smart. I wish it was me. Take for your head and be who you wanna be.

  Alice : But how can I be who I wanna be when I am who I am?

  Caterpillar : When memories come back, some you keep and some you trash in the can.

  Hooker : You've been dealt the cards, just rearrange the deal.

  Caterpillar : We pick you up one, we drop you down two.

  Alice : If I get to the party, my driver's inside...

  Caterpillar : No access to the party without an invitation.

  Alice : Where can I get one?

  Caterpillar : I know *just* the location.

  [Snickers] 

  Caterpillar : [Car pulls up to a house] 

  Alice : Wow! Cool!

  [Alice gets out of the car] 

  Alice : [Caterpillar rolls down the window]  Thanks for the ride.

  Hooker : Bump the Duchess when you meet her inside.

  Caterpillar : Ciao from the hydroponic Bonnie and Clyde.

  [Winks] 

  Caterpillar : [Peels away]