Malice in Wonderland (2009)

Danny Dyer: Whitey

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Quotes 

• Whitey : What do I get a man who can rob anything?

  Alice : What about a cake?

  Whitey : Nice one, Britney.

  Alice : That's not my name.

  Whitey : You don't know who you are, so you don't know who you're not.

• Alice : He sounds... fascinating.

  Whitey : I've heard Harry called a lot of F-words. Fascinating's a new one.

• Whitey : [as she steps from his taxi]  Here's a twenty. Should get you to London.

  Alice : [smiles]  Thanks.

  Whitey : Hmm.

  Alice : When's the next bus?

  Whitey : I'll be honest with you, darling, I ain't got a clue.

  Alice : [as he leers at her]  What?

  Whitey : Just having one last butcher's in case I have to bang one out later. Now, I'm being a gentleman, not taking advantage, okay?

  [she's offended, turns away] 

  Whitey : I'll bet I'm gonna regret this.

  [pulls away] 

• Whitey : [bought her a meal]  The Imperial. Stuffed with chicken, shish, doner, some other dead thing - only 9,000 points on Weight Watchers.

  Alice : Mm. Never tasted anything like it.

  Whitey : Half a goat in there, easy. Now. Order of the day. What do I get a man... who can rob everything?

  Alice : Well... what's he into?

  Whitey : Banks, security vehicles, blokes...

  Alice : Does he like... art?

  Whitey : Round here art is getting the spelling right on your tattoo.

  Alice : What about a cake?

  Whitey : Who buys a mob boss a cake?

  Alice : Someone who cares.

  Whitey : Yeah, that's what I thought. Nice one, Britney.

  Alice : That's not my name.

  Whitey : You don't know who you are. So you don't know who you're not.

• Whitey : [to roadside workers as he tracks the missing heiress]  You've seen a girl, twenty, blonde, fit?

• Whitey : [odd taxi driver]  Trust me. I'm a doctor. I give prescriptions. People tell me what they need... and I nick it.

• Alice : [taxi driver gives her a longing tip-to-toe look after she alighted]  What?

  Whitey : Just taking my last butcher's in case I have to bang one out later. Now, I'm being a gentleman. Not taking advantage, okay? But I'll regret this!

  [drives off] 

• Alice : You're a slave to time.

  Whitey : I'm a slave to nothing!

  Alice : You wear two watches. They're your shackles.