Thanksgiving Family Reunion (2003 TV Movie)

Hallie Todd: Jill Snider

Quotes 

• Pauline Snider : So what are we celebrating?

  Mitch Snider : Well, I'm going to give Woody one of my kidneys.

  Pauline Snider : Oh that's fantastic! So what're we going to do with it?

  Woodrow Snider : Okay, let's go get started on that Thanksgiving feast.

  Jill Snider : What do you mean 'what're we going to do with it?'?

  Mitch Snider : We're going to take it out of me and put it in Woody.

  Pauline Snider : Oh... so he'll have 3?

  Jill Snider : Woody told Mitch that he needed a kidney.

  [to Woody] 

  Jill Snider : She doesn't know?

• Uncle Phil : What's the big rush? All we do there is sit on the front lawn and scream at Toyotas.

  Jill Snider : That's you, Phil.

  Uncle Phil : Oh yeah.

• Jill Snider : So what kind of tea is this?

  Pauline Snider : Tea? It's tap water.

• Jill Snider : Are there any washing machines INSIDE the house?

  Pauline Snider : No, all of our washing machines have passed away and they're not ready to be reborn yet.

• Mitch Snider : I can't believe you gave Allison permission to ride in a monster truck!

  Jill Snider : I didn't, and I don't appreciate your tone!

• Pauline Snider : I put a box filled with wigs in the back incase you guys want to make it on the road.

  Jill Snider : [laughing]  Well if I've got kids in the car...

  Pauline Snider : Oh sweet, innocent Jill, that's what gas station bathrooms are for.

• Jill Snider : Wow, this tea is really stout.

  Pauline Snider : I know, it's just grass and organic toothpaste.