Thanksgiving Family Reunion (2003 TV Movie)

Britt Irvin: Twig Snider

Quotes 

• Twig Snider : We're going to Milan to study fashion.

  Mitch Snider : [to Allison]  You're going to medical school to become a doctor.

  Allison Snider : Maybe I want to do something that'll make ME happy.

  Mitch Snider : Being a doctor will make you happy.

  Allison Snider : You're a doctor, you're not happy.

  Mitch Snider : I'm not happy? Who says I'm not happy?

  Allison Snider : That bulging vein in your forehead.

  Mitch Snider : My veins do not speak.

• Allison Snider : [at a monster truck rally]  When you said a rally, I thought you meant like a pep rally.

  Twig Snider : Allison, look at me, do you really think I'd be caught dead at a pep rally?

  Allison Snider : Sorry.

  Twig Snider : No, mostly I just go to these things to piss people off.

• Twig Snider : It just makes me want to smash every last one of their heads like a melon.

  Allison Snider : Okay, so how about if I sleep on the floor?

  Twig Snider : Do you think I'm crazy, too?

  Allison Snider : No way, I have a lot of trouble expressing my anger, and here you are smashing melons, way to go.

• Twig Snider : What if they laugh at me?

  Allison Snider : We smash their heads like melons.

  Twig Snider : [smiles]  Right.

• Allison Snider : So what's with the clothes?

  Twig Snider : People already treat me weird for being a Snider... what do you think people would say about me if I dressed like that?

  Allison Snider : I don't know, but at least you wouldn't be a coward.

• Twig Snider : Are you making fun of me?

  Allison Snider : No.

  Twig Snider : Because I hate to break it to you, but you're a Snider too!