Kung Fu Hustle (2004)

Stephen Chow: Sing

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Quotes 

• Sing's Sidekick : Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing!

  Sing : I never knew you were so deep.

• Sing : I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be the killer!

  Sing's Sidekick : [looks up]  Ice cream!

  [leaves] 

  Sing : Where?

  [follows] 

• The Beast : What is the name of your technique?

  Sing : You wanna learn? I will teach you!

• Brother Sum : Ever killed anyone?

  Sing : I've always thought about it.

• Sing : No more soccer!

• Sing : All right. Now, we will sneak attack and take out that old lady.

  [throws knife, knife richchets off overhang and gets Sing in his right shoulder] 

  Sing : Erg... Well, I'll let you try one.

  [stands beside sidekick] 

  Sing's Sidekick : [takes knife, accidentally throws backwards, gets Sing's left shoulder] 

  Sing : Ack!

  [stands beside sidekick] 

  Sing : Look, just take the knife, aim carefully, and throw.

  Sing's Sidekick : [takes knife, winds back to his right, kinfe sticks Sing in his left arm, handle flys off at Landlady] 

  Landlady : Who threw a handle?

  Sing : Quick! Take this cage of snakes and throw it at her. The snakes will all bite, and our problem will be solved.

  Sing's Sidekick : [takes cage, winds back over his head, snakes fall out the back of the cage all over Sing] 

  Sing : You idiot! Now what am I supposed to do?

  Sing's Sidekick : Try whistling. I've heard that helps.

  Sing : [whistes, two snakes bite him on his lips] 

• Sing : [to ice cream vendor looking at him strangely]  What're you looking at? Never seen a free ice cream before?

  [runs away without paying, laughing maniacally] 

• Sing : Fat woman, you're in charge here, right?

  Landlady : [takes her shoe off, slaps Sing with it]  Fat woman, my ass!

  Sing : I'm with the Axe Gang!

  Landlady : [slaps him]  Axe Gang, my ass!

  Sing : Boss!

  Landlady : [slaps him]  Boss, my ass!

  Sing : You have to pay our medical bills!

  Landlady : Bills, my ass!

  Sing : We're on the same side!

  Landlady : Same side, my ass!

  Sing : A snake!

  Landlady : Snake, my ass!

• [the Soccer boy accidentally kicks his ball to Sing, who does a number of tricks with one foot] 

  Soccer Boy : Wow, can you teach me that?

  Sing : Sure, lesson ONE!

  [pops the ball, the little boy starts crying] 

• Sing's Sidekick : You gave him your life savings?

  Sing : Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was a chance for world peace.

• Sing : NO SOCCER!

• Sing : Wow, that's a big fist!

• Sing : [after noticing the Two Harpists carrying their covered-up harp on their back] 

  Sing : They look like two gravediggers taking one of their customers for a walk.