Eating Out (I) (2004)

Ryan Carnes: Marc Everhard

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Quotes 

• [as the boys leave for their date, Gwen decides Caleb can be had] 

  Marc : Goodbye, Gwen.

  Caleb : Uh, bye, Gwen.

  Gwen : Bye...

  [the door closes] 

  Gwen : ...sexual.

• Marc : When he's around, my heart beats like a trailer park husband.

  Gwen : That is so gay. And I mean all three definitions.

• Marc : Almost made it with a British guy in a broom closet, but he wouldn't kiss.

  Gwen : Maybe your breath was penis-y.

• Gwen Anderson : [to Caleb's parents]  You know, you guys seem really nice.

  Marc : Oh, my God. Gwen, don't.

  Gwen Anderson : Caleb, honey, I'm gonna do you a really big favor.

  Kyle : Oh, shit.

  Gwen Anderson : You'll hate me now but you'll love me later.

  Marc : Gwen, please.

  Kyle : Shit.

  Gwen Anderson : Mr. and Mrs. Peterson, your son is gay.

  Jamie Peterson : [punching Caleb's arm]  Fag, you're it!

  Tiffani : I turned him gay, but I can turn him back.

  Jamie Peterson : No fag-backs.

• Marc : [entering the bathroom]  We need to talk.

  Caleb Peterson : [in mid-pee]  D-dude!

  Marc : I wasn't being honest. Now, I got to talk about it now or...

  Caleb Peterson : I'm taking a leak.

  Marc : Hmm, please, I've seen it.

  Marc : [addressing the dick]  How ya doin'?

• [Caleb and Marc return to Marc's darkened, vacated apartment] 

  Caleb Peterson : [calling out]  Gwen!

  Marc : Oh, trust me. If she were here, she'd be all up in our pubes.