Eating Out (I) (2004)

Emily Brooke Hands: Gwen Andersen

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Quotes 

• [as the boys leave for their date, Gwen decides Caleb can be had] 

  Marc : Goodbye, Gwen.

  Caleb : Uh, bye, Gwen.

  Gwen : Bye...

  [the door closes] 

  Gwen : ...sexual.

• Joey : You're not being very positive about this?

  Gwen : I couldn't be any more positive if I was gang raped in a repository bin at the needle exchange.

• [Joey states he might be just a little bit gay, so Gwen tests him] 

  Gwen Anderson : Can you list any tracks on Madonna's "Like a Prayer" album?

  Joey : [going quickly]  Um, "Express Yourself," "Cherish," "Oh Father..."

  Gwen Anderson : "Vogue?"

  Joey : No, honey, "Vogue" was on "Dick Tracy."

  Gwen Anderson : It's not a fucking phase! You're a full-fledged homo!

• [after yet another boy she's dating confesses he's gay] 

  Gwen : I feel like a turnstile to the White Party!

• Gwen : Who needs friends who won't fuck friends?

• Marc : When he's around, my heart beats like a trailer park husband.

  Gwen : That is so gay. And I mean all three definitions.

• Marc : Almost made it with a British guy in a broom closet, but he wouldn't kiss.

  Gwen : Maybe your breath was penis-y.

• Gwen Anderson : You never mentioned Tiffani.

  Susan Petersoon : Tiffani was a bitch.

  Jamie Peterson : I liked her.

  Frank Peterson : She was cute.

• Gwen Anderson : [to Caleb's parents]  You know, you guys seem really nice.

  Marc : Oh, my God. Gwen, don't.

  Gwen Anderson : Caleb, honey, I'm gonna do you a really big favor.

  Kyle : Oh, shit.

  Gwen Anderson : You'll hate me now but you'll love me later.

  Marc : Gwen, please.

  Kyle : Shit.

  Gwen Anderson : Mr. and Mrs. Peterson, your son is gay.

  Jamie Peterson : [punching Caleb's arm]  Fag, you're it!

  Tiffani : I turned him gay, but I can turn him back.

  Jamie Peterson : No fag-backs.

• Gwen : If you've never tricked with a chick, are you sure you pick dick?

• Gwen : Put him on. Let me get the balls rolling.

• Gwen : Joey! Just remember - every time you suck a dick, every time you poke some boy in the brown eye - just remember that you've eaten pussy! You ate pussy and you liked it!

• [as she has sex with Caleb] 

  Gwen Anderson : Eat it, little gay boy!

• Jamie Peterson : Love you, gay bro.

  Frank Peterson : [to all]  Come on, I said family hug. We're all family here.

  Susan Petersoon : [to all]  Well, come on.

  Gwen : [caught up in the emotional moment]  Oh, what the fuck!

• Gwen : Let's give them some room to breath on each other.