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I've you're picking up a flick called "F.A.R.T. The Movie" and are expecting anything other than cinema in its lowest form, then I don't know what to tell you. Personally, I like fart jokes and, if used sparingly and at the appropriate moment, a good fart gag can add the right amount of lowbrow humor to just about any kind of movie. Farts are innately funny. That said, there isn't a single laugh in this mess and I'm only giving this one two stars because they actually took the trouble to make a movie entirely dedicated to farting and, thus, filling some sort of void in the universe. Really corny stuff and the video and audio quality are garbage--especially the audio, as the mics weren't grounded properly in several scenes. Seriously, if it's a scene where there is no background noise, does it kill you to dub it with clean audio later? Lame.

I bought this movie years ago. I was about ten or twelve at the time. Pretty much a farting movie's target audience, right? After watching it, I can't imagine they had a target audience in mind. I've seen better movies filmed by high school students over a bored weekend. Poorly acted, poorly written, with no redeeming qualities. I can't believe I wasted ten bucks on this. Years later I did sell it at a garage sale and was more than happy to rid myself of the only movie more terrifying than the tape in The Ring. I can't believe the previous commenter liked anything about it. The plot is thin at best. A guy loves farting and his girlfriend. He has to choose one or the other because she hates farting. He has a series of dreams with different farting scenarios and situations. Each one somehow less funny than the previous one. I'd much rather sit in an empty room and stare at the wall because than I'd at least have my own thoughts to entertain myself with.

So I, personally love to fart. I love to hear and smell farts. I love being farted on. I love farting on other girls. I even like guy farts. This movie doesn't reallly have much fart action in it, and the farts are not even real. Sound and picture quality are on a very low level, but I don't find that too important. Fart quality however IS important, and this movie stinks in that regard :(

A person thought this is a good idea to make, another person thought this was a good idea to star in, a third person thought this was a good idea to own in his or her store, a fourth person thought this would be a nice thing to watch so they bought it. They watched it. And now they're thinking about their life choices. Don't buy it. Don't watch it. Don't do anything related to it.

A Ray/Migdalia Etheridge comedy.

Starring:Joel Weiss,Conrad Brooks,Robert Axelrod and Steven Banks.

This is a funny video,That's suited for wild parties and wild viewing by "The Guys".

A lot of sketch comedy that would later be used in 'Saturday Night Live" and "SCTV".

The facts and nuances of FARTING and the noises & smells associated with are conjectured and scrutinized.

The Etheridges admit this is their best seller on Amazon.com and mostly women buy for their husbands and boyfriends !

Its funny,Like we said and has a great cast.

Breath-taking. What can be said about the world's most perfect movie? The cinematography was stunning, the acting was surreal and the script seemed to flow naturally like the mighty Mississippi. One is reminded of the time that Moses was handed the Ten Commandments from God himself; we have been handed FART: The Movie from a being higher than us all. The plot isn't hard to follow, making it easier to enjoy all of the delightful poots and farts that our antagonist, Russell, expels throughout the film. Russell loves his farts as if each one was his own child, one different from the next. His wife, Heather, endures all of Russell's little "problem" even though it affects their social and personal lives. The farts are so realistic that on several occasions I looked around to see if someone else in the viewing cube in suspicion that they broke wind. This movie is great, and will now replace Cannonball Run II as my favorite movie of all-time.

I wept for joy when I first saw this, and after 300 viewings, I still tear up with pure bliss each time the magical toots begin to flow. Such sweet sounds and if you supply your own odors, the experience is spiritually uplifting. I praise all that be, that such a movie could be made. I have prayed for a sequel, no, I have devoted my life to making one. I sold my wife and children into slavery to hire back the original cast for a reunion fart festival. But they were all dead, leaving me to fart by myself in the closet with the door shut. That wasn't half bad. Thank for reading this and please watch this movie often while you are on the toilet, so it isn't forgotten. Oh, sweet baby Jesus, please remake this worthy film! Rebooting the franchise is our only hope for salvation!

This is the type of movie you come across and can't believe it didn't get critical acclaim. As a closet farter, I believe that we need to get this film into the mainstream so we do not continue to shame those of us who greatly enjoy a good ol' one cheek squeak. I was thoroughly engaged from beginning to end, farting along with our protagonist as he was on his hero's journey.

The only reason I give this 9 stars instead of 10 is because a sequel was never made. There is such an opportunity for S. H. A. R. T. "Now things are getting dirty" to be made. Hopefully a director of great importance can pursue this picture in time.

As he is about to take a bite of his sandwich, the film's smiling, blithe protagonist strides proudly by, and we hear a loud, fake, burbling fart.

Disgusted, the construction worker throws the sandwich aside and says, "I told her I hate day-old meatloaf!"

ELEVEN PEOPLE WROTE THIS MOVIE. ELEVEN PEOPLE WROTE THIS MOVIE AND I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THEM.

Fart is not what it appears to be. To the uninitiated, it's crass. Juvenile. Even pointless. But beneath the surface-level absurdity lies a deeply layered critique of modern existence-one that uses the most primal, universally taboo subject to expose how absurd we've all become. Every poorly timed sound, every awkward silence, every grotesque moment is intentional. It's anti-aesthetic. Anti-structure. It dares you to feel discomfort, to confront your own embarrassment, to recognize the artificiality of "taste."

Most people won't get it-and that's the point. Fart isn't trying to please. It's trying to wake you up. If you know, you know.

This movie was incredibly bleak, it's like the farts were added later. Perhaps there was a serious film originally that created such a poor impression with test audiences that the studio was forced to add gastric distress to even sell it in the first place.

I had a couple of early laughs before the chuckling settled down into a deep melancholic trance that didn't let up even after the film had ended. I'm not sure I will ever recover, even years later!

There were several scenes that made me question my existence. I really had to take stock of where I was afterwards, both emotionally and philosophically. Recommended for all 🙂

To fart or not to fart.

Fart: The Movie from 1999 is a cinematic masterpiece that boldly goes where no film has gone before - the aromatic world of flatulence! With a plot as unpredictable as the next unexpected toot, this movie will leave you gasping for breath between laughs. The stellar performances of the cast elevate fart humor to an art form, showcasing an ensemble that emits both talent and methane in equal measure. The screenplay, filled with comedic ripples and unexpected sonic surprises, is a symphony of guffaws that will resonate in the annals of film history. The special effects, especially the olfactory ones, are groundbreaking - a true feast for the senses. Fart: The Movie is a timeless classic that lingers in the air long after the credits roll, leaving audiences with a lingering appreciation for the comedic power of the human digestive system. A must-watch for anyone with a nose for humor and an appreciation for the finer nuances of bodily functions!