The Squid and the Whale (2005)

Maryann Plunkett: Ms. Lemon

Quotes 

• Bernard Berkman : How do you know they were both Frank's?

  Ms. Lemon : Well, I suppose it's possible other kids are masturbating and spreading their semen around the school as well... It's possible, but, uh, somewhat unlikely.

  Bernard Berkman : Oh, it happens, I'm sure, much more than we know.

  Joan Berkman : Bernard, have you ever done anything like this?

  Bernard Berkman : I'm not going to answer that.