Gary Anthony Williams crédité pour le rôle de...
Tarik
- Harold: So what are you in here for?
- Tarik: For being black.
- Harold: Seriously.
- Tarik: I am serious. You wanna know what happened? I was walking out of a Barnes & Noble, and a cop stops me. Evidently, a black guy robbed a store in Newark. I told him, "I haven't even been to Newark in months." So he starts beating me with his gun, telling me to stop resisting arrest.
- Harold: Holy shit! What'd you do?
- Tarik: I kept saying, "I understand I'm under arrest. Now please stop beating me."
- Harold: I'm sorry, I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this.
- Tarik: Look at me. I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have two gay fathers. People have been messing with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.
- Officer Martone: [notices the jail door keys in the jail door, and Jackson sitting inside the cell reading a book] Hey, Jackson's trying to escape!
- Tarik: What are you talking about? I'm just sitting here.
- Officer Reilly: He's trying to break free! Get him!
- Tarik: Aw, shit.
- [gets up and spread eagles on the cell wall, while still holding the book in one hand]
- Officer Martone: Don't move. Stop resisting! We need back up now! He's got a gun!
- Tarik: That's not a gun, that's a book.
- Officer Reilly: Secure the book!
- Officer Palumbo: Book is secure. You bring this filth
- [book is on human rights]
- Officer Palumbo: in here? What is this shit?
- Harold: So what are you in for?
- Tarik: For being Black.
- Harold: Seriously.
- Tarik: I am being serious. You wanna know what happened? I was walking out of a Barnes & Nobles, and a cop stops me. Evidently, a Black guy robbed a store in Newark. I told him, "I haven't even been to Newark in months." So, he starts beating with his gun, telling me to stop resisting arrest.
- Harold: Holy shit! What did you do?
- Tarik: I said, " I understand that I am under arrest. Now please stop beating me."
- Harold: I don't understand how you can be so calm about this.
- Tarik: Look at me. I'm fat, Black, can't dance and have tow gay fathers. People have been messing with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago there's no sense in getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus, I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.