David Kaufman credited as playing...
Danny Fenton • Danny Phantom • Computer Voice • Nate • Sports Announcer • Walla
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: [not realizing yet that Danny's under a love spell] Wait, I know that look. That's that same, longing, puppy-dog stare you give Paulina.
- Danny Fenton: Who's Paulina?
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: Well, that's a pleasant side effect.
- [Danny, Sam, and Tucker are at Nasty Burger]
- Danny Fenton: Ahhh, Nasty Burger, our safe haven. Away from the worries of...
- [Jazz bursts through the door]
- Jazz Fenton: Danny, run!
- Danny Fenton: Run? Why should I...
- [everyone stares at the door, and soon after Jack and Maddie come in here in 80's clothes, with Jack looking like Flavor Flav and Maddie looking like 80's Madonna]
- Jack Fenton, Maddie Fenton: Dude!
- [everyone in the Nasty Burger gasps and starts laughing; Jazz and Sam are hiding, embarrassed]
- Jazz Fenton: If anyone asks, I'm related to you.
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: Okay, but you're gonna have to be a lot less cheery.
- [Jack Fenton tries his new Ghost Translator on Danny]
- Danny Fenton: Um... Um... Boo?
- Ghost Translator: I am a ghost. Fear me.
- Danny Fenton: [panics] Uh... I better get to school!
- Ghost Translator: I better get to school. Fear me.
- Tucker Foley: [Danny and Dragon Sam have destroyed the school dance] Man, I can't believe your date ditched you.
- Danny Fenton: Where is Paulina anyway?
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: [sees Paulina talking to Dash] Who cares? Look, the DJ is still playing and I think there's still time for one more dance.
- [smiles at Danny]
- Danny Fenton: [smiles at Sam] Sure, I'd love to.
- [hands Tucker the amulet]
- Danny Fenton: Hold on to this, will ya?
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: [dancing with Danny] Promise me you'll keep your pants on?
- Danny Fenton: I'll do my best.
- Tucker Foley: Man, I'm dateless again! Man, what does a guy have to do to get hooked up around here?
- Ghost Girl: I want to go to the ball!
- Tucker Foley: On second thought, I'm not that desprete. Hey guys, can I cut in?
- Johnny 13: [after Danny punches him during a staged fight to convince Kitty he wants her back] I thought this was a pretend fight.
- Danny Fenton: Then pretend that didn't hurt.
- [the poem is closing with its last lines]
- Danny Fenton: [narrating] And then I thought, maybe this is the moral. / In the same way my folks loved their old Christmas quarrel. / Everyone celebrates in the way of their choosing. / I was so busy whining, I started abusing / The ones I loved most and I ruined their cheer. /
- [smiles]
- Danny Fenton: I'll try to be better, come Christmas next year.
- [thus ends the poem; Danny, Sam, Jazz and Tucker gather together at the last page which says "The End."]
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: Um, nice sentiment, but what are you, a greeting card?
- Tucker Foley: Yeah, why are you talking in rhyme?
- Jazz Fenton: Such a dork.
- Danny Fenton: [realizing] We're not talking in rhyme?
- [starts getting jubliant]
- Danny Fenton: We're not talking in rhyme!
- [the book closes, and Ghost Writer is glad his new poem is finished. A cell mate inches close to him as he wants to look at the new book he has completed, but Ghost Writer turns away from him]
- Walker: [greets him] Orange?
- Ghost Writer: [scared] Aahh! Get that thing away from me!
- [Jazz is riding home in excitement, with Danny feeling disappointed]
- Jazz Fenton: Wow! Isn't this great? We just caught three ghosts tonight!
- Danny Fenton: No, actually, you've just caught one ghost, three times, all of them me!
- [80's Jack and Maddie hug their son Danny tightly]
- Danny Fenton: [to Jazz] If I pass out, I give you permission to not resuscitate me.
- Tucker Foley: [after Danny has phased a car through a building] Oh sure, phase the car through the building. You just had to save the day, didn't you?
- Danny Fenton: Well yeah! Because a car crashing through the twenty-eighth floor of anything is BAD!
- Danny Fenton: [after a day of strange ghost-related events at school] I can explain.
- [pause]
- Danny Fenton: Actually, I really can't.
- [Danny Phantom has accidentally destroyed the poem Ghost Writer has created]
- Danny Phantom: Oops! Uh, Sorry, man, it was a total accident.
- Ghost Writer: Oops?
- [angrily]
- Ghost Writer: Oops? Do you have any idea what you've done?
- Danny Phantom: Well... not really, uh, hence the "accident" part.
- Ghost Writer: You've destroyed my greatest work! And that was my only copy!
- [Danny picks up a page of the book from the destroyed pieces and reads it]
- Danny Phantom: The Fright Before Christmas? I destroyed a Christmas poem? Awesome!
- Ghost Writer: What?
- Danny Phantom: Dude, I am sick of Christmas! I came to the Ghost Zone to get away from it. I might not have meant to destroy your stupid book, but that doesn't mean I'm not okay with it.
- [destroys the page from the book he was reading]
- [Ghost Writer has trapped Danny Phantom inside a new poem, which begins its first lines]
- Ghost Writer: On the day before Christmas, in Amity Park, / Almost all there were cheery, yet one soul was dark.
- Danny Fenton: Hey, that voice? It's the ghost whose book I destroyed. /
- [looks around]
- Danny Fenton: Wait! I'm trapped in this poem? Now I'm really annoyed!
- [Danny flies to the Jewish Manson home, hoping Sam won't put the blame on him for attacking Christmas]
- Danny Fenton: [in joy] Sam!
- Ghost Writer: Danny said.
- Danny Fenton: [to Ghost Writer] Oh, for crying out loud!
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: I know. Can't you see we're all under a cloud? / Every present we had, in the chimney up through it! / That might work for you, but that's not how we do it!
- Ghost Writer: And Sam saw sad faces on Mom, Dad, and Granny, / So I typed on my keyboard that the blame was on Danny!
- [Ghost Writer conrtols Sam by her anger]
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: [angrily] You! You did this?
- Danny Fenton: [shouts] Are you out of your mind?
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: [shouts] You're the holiday scrooge! Do you think that I'm blind?
- Ghost Writer: And Danny and Sam found themselves in a spat. / But before Dan could calm her, I soon realized that / A new threat was needed to cut through the noise; / And what better way than attack of the toys?
- [Ghost Writer brings all the toys from each building to attack the town, then starts forming them together. Danny and Sam stop and go outside to look at this scenery; Danny turns into Danny Phantom to find out what's going on]
- Ghost Writer: From all over the town, the toys started to merge! / I'm really quite weakened when I get the urge! / On this night before Christmas, a brand new attacker! / And now, face the wrath of my monster nutcracker!
- [the controlled toys form a giant Nutcracker, which comes to life and attacks]
- Danny Phantom: [surprised] Aw, nuts!
- [he starts running away from the monster]
- Ghost Writer: Danny cried, as he started to run. /
- [pauses]
- Ghost Writer: Must we end every scene with a terrible pun?
- Danny Fenton: [has just parachuted onto his aunt's farm with his dad's gift] Here you go mom. Dad left it at home so uhh... the mosquitoes wouldn't get it!
- Jack Fenton: That's right!
- [whispering to Danny]
- Jack Fenton: Good work son. You'll get a raise in your allowance for this.
- Danny Fenton: I get an allowance?
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: [trying to stop Danny's parents from cheaking on him while he's fighting a ghost upstairs] Danny's upstairs.
- [crash is heard upstairs]
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: Uh, lifting weights?
- Maddie Fenton: [after hearing another crash] He doesn't have exercise equipment up there.
- Danny Fenton: [another crash] My computer! Oh, wait that's Jazz's.
- [Danny and Tucker are drooling over Paulina]
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: Paulina? Please, girls like that are a dime a dozen.
- Danny Fenton: [to Tucker] How much change you got?
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: Very funny.
- [Danny and Tucker are at his house, talking to Sam over the computer]
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: I'm sure you boys will have a wonderful time.
- [logs off the computer]
- Danny Fenton: She really wants to go to the dance.
- Tucker Foley: She said she didn't want to!
- Jazz Fenton: By the way Danny, just so you know, I'm onto your little secret.
- Danny Fenton: [spits out his water] What secret?
- Jazz Fenton: The clumsiness, the nervousness... I can't beleive I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend.
- Danny Fenton: It's a lie, I'm not a ghost! I mean, she's not my girlfriend. She's just going to the dance with me.
- Jack Fenton: Great, I can meet her and talk to her about ghosts!
- Jazz Fenton: You better let her know your family's insane now, Danny. If you marry her, and she finds out later, that's entrapment.
- Danny Fenton: [Sam taps at his window] Sam! You snuck out to see me! Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony and I can understand everything we're saying.