The O.C. (2003–2007)
Mischa Barton: Marissa Cooper
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Quotes
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Marissa : Hey, how come you're the brains? I'm the one who talked us back into that club.
Seth : I'm sorry. I'm the brains.
Ryan : You can be the beauty.
Marissa : Okay, thanks.
Summer : Great, and what am I, Cohen?
Seth : Uh, the boobs?
[Summer hits him]
Seth : Uh, the bitch?
Summer : Okay, I'll take the boobs.
Seth : Hey. So will I.
[Summer laughs]
Seth : [later]
Marissa : See, I think I should be the brains.
Ryan : No, Seth's the brains.
Marissa : Well, you're clearly not the beauty.
Ryan : Ooooh, and now someone's the bitch.
[smiles]
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Marissa : So, my mum's trying to drag me to cardio bar again. It's her idea of mother-daughter bonding.
Summer : Cardio bar, Coop?
Marissa : Well, she says it's the new Taibo. So maybe I can learn to kick her ass.
Summer : I don't think you need to do any more cardio.
Marissa : What's that supposed to mean?
Summer : Nothing. It's just that - well and I mean this in the least scandalous way but you're looking a little thin.
Marissa : I eat!
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Summer : Ugh, this bikini is so uncomfortable. I need to go get a new one. You want to go to South Coast?
Marissa : Totally. There's a Paul Frank sale there on Wednesday.
Summer : Wednesday? I can't. I have plans with Zach.
Marissa : Oh, more plans with Zach, huh?
Summer : Yes. The more time I spend with Zach, the less time I have to think about - God, what's his face? Built like a beanpole, curly hair, runs away like a little bitch on a sailboat leaving nothing but a note for his girlfriend who cried and cried over him till the Fourth of July when she decided she doesn't cry over bitches on boats.
Marissa : Seth. His name. It's Seth.
Summer : I know. I'm just doing that thing where I pretend I don't and I have to use a lot of descriptive insults to give voice to my inner pain.