John Hensley est crédité comme jouant...
Matt McNamara
- Christian Troy: Sorry I'm late.
- Miss Wentworth: Have a seat, Mr. McNamara.
- Christian Troy: It's Troy. Dr. Christian Troy.
- Miss Wentworth: I'm confused. I thought you were his father.
- Christian Troy: I am. I'm his, uh, biological father.
- Matt McNamara: I have 2 dads.
- Miss Wentworth: Well, was there a divorce? Oh, got it. 2 dads. Emily Willis has 2 momies. We're seeing more and more of this.
- Christian Troy: Matt's father is my partner, Dr. Sean McNamara.
- Miss Wentworth: I understand.
- Matt McNamara: They're not gay, Miss Wentworht. My Mom slept with Christian before she married my Dad.
- Adrian Moore: Technically, I don't have any father figures, but Matt's living in my house and screwing my Mom, so I pretend he's my Dad.
- Ava Moore: It's true, Miss Wentworth. Matt and I are lovers. I was his life coach.
- Adrian Moore: You see, Matt has a problem. He's a premature ejaculator.
- Miss Wentworth: Ok, enough. I deal with dysfunctional families on a daily basis. And trust me, everyone has a story, and none of you are that special.
- Matt McNamara: Look, what's happened between the three of you is painful. But we can fix this.
- Sean McNamara: Your Mother slept with my best friend, and you were the result, and I didn't know for 17 years, so stop defending them!
- Matt McNamara: Yeah, and my Mother is sleeping in a hotel because you kicked her out, and I can hear you crying thorough the walls at night, so don't you dare scream at me!
- Sean McNamara: Did you urinate in the soap dispenser, Matt? This act of aggression isn't funny, what's funny about it?
- Matt McNamara: This whole thing is funny, Dad. It's idiotic.
- Sean McNamara: I asked you a question, Matt. Did you do this?
- Matt McNamara: No.
- Sean McNamara: Adrian, was it you?
- Adrian Moore: Ohh. He's scary, your other dad.
- Sean McNamara: You're not leaving here until I get an answer.
- Ava Moore: Don't you dare threaten my son.
- Adrian Moore: Yeah, I urinated in the soap dispenser. You wanna spank me?