Keanu Reeves aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
John Constantine
- Angela Dodson: [after taking off her jacket] So, do I have to take the rest of my clothes off or can I leave them on?
- [pause]
- Angela Dodson: John?
- John Constantine: I'm thinking...
- John Constantine: Detective. What if I told you that God and the devil made a wager, a kind of standing bet for the souls of all mankind?
- Angela Dodson: I'd tell you to stay on your meds.
- John Constantine: Humor me. No direct contact with humans. That would be the rule. Just influence. See who would win.
- Angela Dodson: Okay, I'm humoring you. Why?
- John Constantine: Who knows. Maybe just for the fun of it. No telling.
- Angela Dodson: Oh, so it's fun? It's fun when a man beats his wife to death? It's fun when a mother drowns her own baby? And you think the devil is responsible? People are evil, Mr. Constantine. People.
- John Constantine: You're right. We're born capable of terrible things, but then sometimes something else comes along and gives us just the right nudge.
- Angela Dodson: Well, this has been real educational, but... I don't believe in the devil.
- John Constantine: You should. He believes in you.
- [last lines]
- John Constantine: [voiceover] I guess there's a plan for all of us. I had to die - twice - just to figure that out. Like the book says, He works His work in mysterious ways. Some people like it. Some people don't.
- John Constantine: [speaking to God] I know I'm not one of your favorites. I'm not even welcome in your house. But, I could use a little attention.
- John Constantine: They have the Spear of Destiny.
- Satan: [mocking him] "They have the Spear of Destiny!"
- [becomes serious, leans in]
- Satan: Or is it another one of your cons?
- John Constantine: Go look for yourself.
- [Satan hesitates]
- John Constantine: You've waited twenty years for me, Lu. What's another twenty seconds?
- [after Gabriel has been transformed into a human]
- Gabriel: [eagerly] Do you want revenge? Is that what you're thinking right now? Do it.
- [hands Constantine's Holy Shotgun to him]
- Gabriel: Do it. Seek revenge. End my life. Go on. Be the hand of God.
- Gabriel: It's your choice. It's always been your choice.
- John Constantine: Yeah.
- [punches Gabriel across the mouth, he bows over, looking shocked]
- John Constantine: That's called pain. Get used to it.
- Angela Dodson: She was a patient at Ravenscar. She... jumped off the roof.
- John Constantine: Thought you said she was murdered?
- Angela Dodson: Yeah, well, Isabel wouldn't have taken her own life.
- John Constantine: Yeah, what kind of mental patient kills herself? That's just crazy.
- John Constantine: Angels and Demons can't cross over onto our plane. So, instead we get what I call half-breeds. The influence peddlers. They can only whisper in our ears. But a single word can give you courage, or turn your favorite pleasure into your worst nightmare. Those with the demon's touch like those part angel, living alongside us. They call it the balance. I call it hypocritical bullshit.
- John Constantine: Officially, I was dead for two minutes... but when you cross over, time stops. Take it from me, two minutes in hell is a lifetime.
- John Constantine: So when a half-breed breaks the rules, I deport their sorry ass straight back to hell. I don't get them all, but I've been hoping to get enough to ensure my... retirement.
- Angela Dodson: I don't understand.
- John Constantine: I'm a suicide, Angela. When I die, the rules say I've got just one place to go...
- Angela Dodson: You're trying to buy your way into heaven.
- John Constantine: What would *you* do if you were sentenced to a prison where half the inmates were put there by you?
- Satan: Sonny, I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you.
- John Constantine: Aren't you a peach?
- John Constantine: You mind?
- [reaches for cigarettes]
- Satan: Oh, go - go right ahead; I've got stock.
- John Constantine: [chuckles] Coffin nail.
- Satan: Very fitting, John.
- Angela Dodson: I guess God has a plan for all of us.
- John Constantine: God's a kid with an ant farm, lady. He's not planning anything.
- John Constantine: Word is that kid of yours is a chip off the old block.
- Satan: Well, one does what one can.
- John Constantine: He's in the other room.
- Satan: Boys will be boys.
- John Constantine: With Gabriel.
- Satan: [looking disgusted] No accounting for taste, really.
- John Constantine: [whispering into the ear of a possessed girl] This is Constantine. John Constantine. Asshole.
- Satan: Hello, John. John, hello. You're the one soul I would come up here to collect myself.
- [claps giddily]
- John Constantine: So I've heard.
- Chas Kramer: John, why would you do that if you know it's not my car?
- John Constantine: I told you to move it.
- Chas Kramer: Right, John, you did tell me to move it, but if you would have told me there was a three hundred pound mirror you were dropping with a pissed-off demon, I would have moved it further, John!
- Chas Kramer: How much longer do I have to be your slave, John?
- John Constantine: You're not my slave, Chas, you're my very appreciated apprentice, like Tonto, or Robin, or that skinny fellow with the fat friend.
- [after Satan thwarts his son's plot]
- Satan: So...
- John Constantine: So.
- Satan: Yeah, what do you want? An extension?
- John Constantine: The sister, Isabel.
- Satan: What about her?
- John Constantine: Let her go home.
- Satan: [sneers] You're willing to give up your life so she can go to Heaven?
- [John nods. Lucifer shuts his eyes for a moment]
- Satan: Fine. It's done.
- [chuckles]
- Satan: Time to go, John.
- John Constantine: Yeah.
- John Constantine: How's the family?
- Satan: Family's doing just fine. Busy, busy, busy, busy. Need a vacation.