Decoys (2004)

Elias Toufexis: Roger

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Quotes 

• Luke : I'm going to find out who they really are.

  Roger : A hot alien with snake tits?

• Roger : With you it's all about cameras, conspiracies and alien girls from hooter planet!

• Roger : You think Melody knows I'm a virgin?

  Luke : Actually, yeah.

• Constance : I wasn't supposed to have feelings about this.

  Roger : About what?

  Constance : About you. I've never met anyone like you Roger.

  Roger : You say it like it's a bad thing.

  Constance : It is... because everything you said about Lilly and I. It's true.

• Roger : [alternative DVD scene]  You think Melody knows I'm a virgin?

  Luke : Why do you care?

  Roger : I just do.

  Luke : My grandfather use to say you worry less about what people think of you once you realize how little they do.

• Roger : [in the dorm laundry room, pulls out two beer cans from his laundry basket]  Oh, yeah, a cerveza?

  Luke : I got to slow down man, OK?

  Roger : You can slow down when you're dead.

  [hands Luke a beer] 

  Roger : Oh, yeah.

  [cracks the beer open and takes a swig]