Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Jimmy Kimmel: Spanky
Quotes
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Persnikitty : Will you please keep quiet? God, god! Oh, this really is too much.
Garfield : Hey, Persnikitty! Happy Chapman's cat! What are you doing here?
Persnikitty : I was his cat, until I outlived my purpose. And then he replaced me with a dog and dumped me in this wretched place. All humans are the same.
Garfield : Not my owner. He only does what's best for me. He puts up with me and he feeds me.
Persnikitty : And he lets you vacation in this charming animal pound. Hello.
Garfield : Not for long, Persnikitty.
Persnikitty : Would you please just stop calling me that? My name isn't really Persnikitty. It's Sir Roland.
Garfield : Sir Roland.
Persnikitty : Yeah, that's another one of Happy Chapman's acts of cruelty. I was trained in a classical theater, you know, mm-hmm. But now I'm a celebrity cable castoff cat, with a name I can never live down.
Garfield : Well this may hurt a little, but, I'm trying to rescue the dog that replaced you, Persnikitty... I mean, Roland. Happy and Odie are getting on a train in less than two hours, to become regulars on Good Day New York.
Spanky : Wait a minute. Did I just hear that? You're a cat that's trying to rescue a dog?
Garfield : It's true, I know, it's a crime against nature. At first I thought he was a pain but, he's grown on me like a wart you wanna have removed until you realized it defines you in some funny way.
Persnikitty : You know what, that is absolutely charming.
Spanky : Let me ask you one question, chubby. What are you talking about?
Garfield : How could you understand? He's my friend.
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Garfield : [from a deleted scene on the train after Garfield is still dazed from being knocked out by Happy Chapman] Um, Mom? Is that you?
Spanky : I had to see it with my own eyes. A cat saving a dog.
Persnikitty : All for one and one for all.
Garfield : Sir Roland?
Persnikitty : In the fur.
Garfield : What are you guys all doing here? Are you traveling today too?
Spanky : We've been following your scent since the pound.
Garfield : [still dazed] What are you guys all doing here?
Persnikitty : We're here to help.
Dad Rat : [to Garfield] Well, well, well. We meet again.
Mom Rat : I say we eat the fat, arrogant fool.
Garfield : No, no, please let me live!
Louis : [Happy Chapman] Not you, Garfield. Chrome dome over there.