Kevin Kilner credited as playing...
Austin's Dad
- [Austin sees Sam leaving; as he rushes towards her, he is confronted by his dad]
- Austin's Dad: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, what are you doing?
- Austin: I'm outta here.
- Austin's Dad: What! You're throwing away your dream!
- Austin: No, Dad. I'm throwing away yours.
- Austin: [to Ryan] It's your game now, go get them.
- Shelby: [the North Valley cheerleaders put on a play for the pep rally; with Shelby as the narrator; exposing the truth about Sam's "Cinderella" identity] Thank you!
- [Shelby narrates the story]
- Shelby: "Once upon a time, there was a big, strong Fighting Frog."
- [Brianna appears, as Austin, hopping like a frog on top of the cheerleaders]
- Shelby: "He had a beautiful girlfriend, and his dad owned the biggest pond in all the land. But, he still wasn't happy."
- [Caitlyn and Madison hold up the cue cards, and the crowd goes "Aww!". Shelby continues narrating]
- Shelby: "If only he could find a princess, then she could kiss him, turn him into a prince and they would run away together."
- [the cheerleaders carry in Gabriella, as "Cinderella" in her dress, and they put her down and the crowd starts laughing. Shelby continues narrating the story]
- Shelby: "One night, after the slimy Frog ditches his super-hot, senior-poll, most popular girlfriend, he meets his princess."
- Brianna: [as Austin, putting his hand out to Gabriella, as "Cinderella"] Your Highness!
- [Gabriella does a silly bow, as "Cinderella" in her dress until her underwear shows, and the crowd laughs]
- Shelby: [continues narrating] "Alas, it turns out, that not only did our Prince have a secret identity, but also had an online relationship with a pen-pal named "Princeton Girl"."
- [the cheerleaders do a handstand, showing the wall between "Austin" and "Cinderella"]
- Carter: [to Sam] This isn't good.
- Brianna: [as Austin, texting on the phone] "Dear Princeton Girl, I can't wait til we finally get to meet. You're the only one who understands the real me."
- [the crowd laughs in the background]
- Brianna: "The man who doesn't want to play USC football. But who wants to be at Princeton, with you."
- [the crowd continues laughing, with Shelby smirking, nastily]
- Austin's Dad: [to Austin, about the impersonation] What are they talking about?
- Austin: Nothing.
- Gabriella: [as "Cinderella", texting back to "Austin"] "Dear Nomad, I want you to know who I am but, I'm scared!"
- [Sam looks at her stepsisters, and the cheerleaders, horrified, embarrassed and upset]
- Gabriella: "I'm scared that you'll reject me! And... I've never had a
- [whispers]
- Gabriella: real kiss before!"
- [Caitlyn and Madison hold up the cue cards and the crowd goes "Aww!"]
- Sam: [horrified and upset] I can't believe that they're reading my emails!
- Carter: [to Sam] Sam, let's go!
- Shelby: [continues narrating] But our princess had a secret too. She wasn't royalty at all,
- [Gabriella comes onstage wearing a waitress outfit with roller-skates, and skating badly]
- Shelby: but a geek, a loser; a servant girl.
- [Gabriella roller-skates and lands into a pie, splattering herself on top of the cheerleaders with the crowd laughing loudly]
- Austin's Dad: [to Austin] Any ideas about this?
- [Austin shakes his head]
- Shelby: [chuckling nastily to herself, and finishes narrating] And, who may you ask, is this impostor?
- [motions to Sam, sticking her hand out]
- Shelby: Give it up for the pretend princess, Diner Girl, Sam Montgomery!
- [the crowd laughs really loudly, and starts chanting "Diner girl!" and continues chanting. Austin looks at Sam, horrified that he found out the truth about Sam]
- Carter: [to an utterly embarrassed and humiliated Sam, in tears] Come on.
- [Sam and Carter leave the pep rally; embarrassed and in tears, as the crowd continue chanting "Diner girl" with Shelby smirking victoriously]